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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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Default How would you explain where you starter is to a woman?

My girlfriend's car died in her driveway and I think the starter went out. I live a couple hours away from her and so I cant just go and check it. How would you explain where the starter on a '94 civic is so she can hit it and hopefully get it to work? Any pics are a bonus
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 07:01 PM
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No honda guy, but if it's an auto, tell her to wiggle the shifter and make sure it's in park. Shifters usually have a starter cut switch in them so it will only start in park or neutral.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 07:05 PM
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I'd tell her to stay in the kitchen and let someone else handle it.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 07:08 PM
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My starter is on the end of my hand. With it I rub my engine and make bitches squeel.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 07:08 PM
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follow the red wire from the battery to the starter.
also what loki said.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 07:14 PM
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looking at the engine bay from the front of the car. the starter is on the left (passenger) side of the car on the transmission
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 07:39 PM
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Why the ---- is she calling you? The guy she's ------- when you're out of town should be handling this ----.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 08:23 PM
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Call AAA
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Towdogg
Call AA you've been drinking too much if you think she knows how to use a hammer
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Why the ---- is she calling you? The guy she's ------- when you're out of town should be handling this ----.



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