My wife wants stripper pumps. Were can I find some cheap? just looking for straight black, like this

 

They are called "come ---- me shoes" unless she's a stripper. Every mall has an Asian owned shoe store with a large varietys of ---- handle shoes. Surprise her and throw some Goldfish in there

 

Or ones with a tip jar

 

the super cheap ones are made crappy and will fall apart very quick.
the super expensive ones are made crappy and will fall apart very quick.
get the normal priced ones. you should go to a strip club and ask the dancers where they get their shoes and what ones are good. you might need to pay for the info, but it's cheaper then a broken ankle cause you wanted to save some money on shoes.

also most strip clubs won't let the strippers wear shoes as low as the first ones you posted.

you near san diego or vegas? if you are i know where to get good ones.

 

wouldnt the local sex shop have them reasonably cheap? they know nobody will be walking in them for more than a few feet so they cant cost that much

 

Yeah I'm about to head over to the local adam&eve and check them out. I figured I would check on the interweb first. All the ones I could find were around $40-60. That's crazy for a pair of shoes like these, even though they'll get used everyday

 

EEEERRRT....PICS TIME, N166A!!

 

Really, Steve... you first.