Friends wedding coming up this Sat and I will be wearing black shirt and black pants. Now what color tie should I wear

 

take any tie, lay it over neck and then make a noose and hang yourself for even thinking about a ------- pink tie

 

red/black


pink=

 

Chances are there won't be any punk rock women there to admire the red/black tie, so forget that one.
Pink tie... No.

 

You can pick up solid colored ties off ebay for the low low. I used to work at a grocery store that required us to wear a tie, but didn't have any rules regarding the color or style of the tie. So I got on eBay and got the most obnoxiously brightly colored ties I could find. I got one in orange, pink, lime green, and red all for like 12 bucks total.

Edit: Best of both worlds:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Black-Fuchsine-S...d=p3286.c0.m14

 

 

Beanermode Bolo ... or zip tie ... or something like a Goatse tie or ... something

 

Wear something that will get you the attention of any single chicks, or married chick looking to cheat. Pink may be the ticket.

Craig

 

Pink's played out. You need to look sophisticated, if even eccentric for that puss getting strat to work. I suggest not just the bolo tie, but the whole Mexican cowboy look. You have to put the BE in BEaner. But, being Chinese you might just be funny looking instead of interesting. Question.. what kind of facial hair can you grow? If you can be like a Chinese Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man" you could get some puss out of the night.

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Style-Pi...d=p3286.c0.m14

piano necktie.

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