everytime i'm in a relationship for more than a few months, i get the urge to ---- all my ex girlfriends, this ever happen to you guys?

 

i dont get that urge but they are all -----s because i fail at picking up anyone besides -----s

so urge or otherwise it happens

 

i have no idea what your talking about in any way.

 

I would do that all the time as I still kept in contact with the ex's before I was married. It was a easy way to get some quick tail. Hell I got it twice in the same day. I was in the sack with one and then another called so told her I had to and went and picked her up. One chick finally said flat out, I can't talk to you anymore cause I just want to ---- you when I see you. I was like so then what's the problem? lol.

 

------ my ex's no. Ex's is old tail that has now been tapped by atleast another 6 dudes Ill pass it on to the left hand side.

 

I know what you're saying Henry, except I never picked them up. They came to me.

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1 of the 2 was actually my wife (before we were married or anything serious), and I don't remember who was first that day, but I remember rubbing it on her so when she went to suck it she'd think the taste was her and not the girl who'd just left.

ZING!! HIGH FIVE!!

 

That is some class ---- right there. I at least grabbed a shower in between. lol.

 

haha FTW, thats how a friend of mine got caught, forgot to pull that little trick

 

his GF goes on his computer

 

never really had that urge. i live in a very tourist area now and i want to tear up all of the tourist *** i see on a daily basis though. there is also a college in this tourist area too