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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Because I think I could of used a few more, stingy bastards.


Didn't open the garage door up all the way, then bent over to pick some things up. Well that took about 2 seconds which is about twice as long as I can hold a thought. Raised up with some quickness only to slam in the bottom of the door with my head catching the handle. Almost lost it, but didn't. Proceeded into the garage to drop of parts and walk out. Did the reach up and check to see if it was bleeding bit, only to feel a big hole and have blood poring down my face and arm. Dropped everything and used both hands to hold it semi closed while a fetched the wife to help out, kids (3 and 5yrs old) come around the corner and instantly flip out. yea
1 hour drive to hospital, 3 hours in the ER, wife even works at the hospital, and they only hit me up with 4 staples and no antibiotics or pain meds. ---- I should of just taped the bitch closed and called it done.
I did hit it again today on the grab handle in our truck, taught the kiddos a few new words with that one.

Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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dam.....
Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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Expanding a child's vocabulary is the greatest goft a parent could give to his child.
That doesnt look so bad. I recently went to the dentist and asked to have my elbow opened to remove a piece of glass that was lodged inside it
Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:52 PM
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nice
I've got of few of those on my dome as well
Old Jul 15, 2008 | 12:20 AM
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what the ----?! Can they seriously just leave like a one inch gap in there and call it done?
Old Jul 15, 2008 | 12:24 AM
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Hold it closed and have the wife staple that ---- shut with a staple gun
Old Jul 15, 2008 | 12:31 AM
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jb weld
Old Jul 15, 2008 | 12:52 AM
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---- bro...4 hours with a hole in your head and blood coming out before a doc pops 4 staples in your dome? you have a decent shop dont you? your wife could have grabbed the staple gun your your toolbox and done that ---- even threw in 2 more for good measure :P

glad to hear your alive though! be shitty to get takin out by a garage door...
Old Jul 15, 2008 | 12:54 AM
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is this gonna hold up my mani?

j/k that looks like it hurt
Old Jul 15, 2008 | 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravage70
Expanding a child's vocabulary is the greatest goft a parent could give to his child.
That doesnt look so bad. I recently went to the dentist and asked to have my elbow opened to remove a piece of glass that was lodged inside it
dentist?



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