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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 10:22 AM
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ok, lets not be childish, def not HHH

but really, for a while now i have had the small irritaing bump on the hole of my ***. it usually dosent bother me unless i take a ----. but if i shower right after it dosent bother me. when i first got it, it felt like my *** had ripped and there was some bleeding (again, no homo). every once in a while it this happens. i say 90* of the time it dosent bother me. if i get any irritation it goes away. i guess i gotta get some preperation H

this sux, its been like this for 2 months. i figured it would go away on its own but it hasent. i just looked up hemroids and it seem s like i got most of the symptoms

has anyone else had this, what is some good ---- to get rid of it?
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 10:33 AM
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pretty ------- radical post there.

It sounds to me like you have one. Go to the doctor and have them check it out asap sicko. In the meanwhile change your diet for the minimum intake of hot sauce and johnson.









Okay I just puked.


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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by imburne
post me pics of the grapes
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 11:41 AM
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SQHH
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 12:07 PM
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sounds like syphilis...
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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for a week eat only veggies and alot of bran
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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this isnt web md
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by g_shok
for a week eat only veggies and alot of bran
i read sometinhg about alot of bran. do they have any otc medicine that cures this. what the hell causes these.
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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dude go to the damn doctor or web md. Anything we tell you is just going to be speculation because
1) no one wants to look at that ----
2) we're not doctors


good luck with your syphilis, sounds like you've had it for a while too. Just wait till it starts eating away at your brain
Old Jul 10, 2008 | 02:15 PM
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the ---- that pops up on HMT never amazes me.



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