Around midnight last night I set my alarm clock for 6:00 this morning and went to sleep. Fast foreward to this morning. My head comes flying off my pillow in a panic as I realize "---- I OVERSLEPT!!!!" So I tear out of the bedroom, run to the bathroom, brush my teeth, put on some anti-pit-stink and run back into the bedroom. I throw on some clothes and go running to my car. So I'm flying down the road knowing full well that my boss is going to be pissed (i was supposed to be there at 60). Half way to work (approx 4 miles) I pass by a bank and as I look up at the sign I realize why I didn't hear my alarm clock. It isn't supposed to go off for another 4 hrs...it's only 2 A.M.


So, with that said, what is the dumbest thing you can think of that you've done?

 

dumbest thing i've done is read this thread

 

hahaha thats ------- awsome.

 

wow waht a ------

 

your a ------- retard.

I once tried torquing a oil pump bolt to 110ft lbs. When really it was inch lbs. I snapped that bitch off in no time.

 

i've had almost that same thing happen but in dream form. work half a day then wake up and go ----, now i actually have to go to work

 

got hammered drunk, went to a strip club, wasted $30 on some nig bitch, slept through my alarm, showed up an hour late for work drunk, still smell nasty nig stripper.

today is going to suck

 

Sounds like a solid time to me

 

<<<<< didnt pull out

 

pull out don`t work, thats why


BTW the same ---- happens to me all the time, in real life and in dreams lol