politically correct for those that care


"where's the Minora?" - crabby old Jewish man

 

You're jewish, old bean?

 

I'm considering converting to jew. I don't think I like xmas now that I'm old.
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i consider my self a jew (the jew who keeps gold hidding from the world,cheap bastard that doesnt like to spend a penny) but still bought all my close family christmas presents. and it kills me inside each present i buy

 

no, i was just making fun of the jews.

im considered christian

 

xmas ?? are we celebrating the birth of x ? i dont get it! CHRISTmas you jew :P

 

It's easier to spell. :P
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Happy Haysoos Birthday

Whose your daddy, your momma wasn't no virgin!

starting to sound like JD now......hey look at those guys in pretty white coats.....I get a week pass at a luxury inn? How nice

 

thats becouse when your younger you GET all the presents but when you get older you do most of the GIVING (aka spending all the money)

 

Thank god my friends and I have a mutual agreement not to get each other presents. It's just easier that way.