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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 08:50 PM
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Default So, it's been a while since I've gotten one of these in my email inbox....

.....except this one is funnier than previous:

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Presidential Liaison Complex, Ikoyi, Lagos Tel: 2348056271530 E-mail: fredkojo@hotmail.com
Telegram: PRESIDENCY/FDPC
Our Ref: FDPC/FGN/EPX01/07

Date: 01/10/2007
FROM THE DESK OF:
DR. FRED KOJO, CHAIRMAN
PAYMASTER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION

Attn: Honorable Contractor
RE: IMMEDIATE PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE ON CONTRACT#: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

Following the protest of the International Community, The World Bank, IMF and the instruction by the President and Commander in Chief of the armed forces (Alahji Musa Yar’ Adua) that all outstanding foreign debts especially next of kin payment should be released to the beneficiaries forthwith unconditionally. From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Government of Nigeria

Your name was discovered as next of kin on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this mail. Also note that from the record in my file, your outstanding contract payment is (15,000,000,00M USD ONLY). Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
3) Company name if there is any, Position and Address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Any kind of identification, Send a copy of it.

As soon as this information are received, your payment will be made to you In a certified bank draft or wired to your bank account directly from Barclays Bank of London or any of the sisters bank and the a copy of transfer confirmation information’s will be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it.

Thanks and God bless you
MRS. JOY OBOH
FOR DR. FRED KOJO, CHAIRMAN
PAYMASTER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION
CALL HIM ON 2348056271530
Email: fredkojo@hotmail.com
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I always used to get them when trying to sell a car. Now this time, apparently I'm related to some rich nogger that was a contractor in Noggeria. I'M RICH BITCH!!!!
Old Oct 2, 2007 | 10:44 PM
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haha go dig in your neighbors trash and send them there info and see what happens. if its true go kill them and get your money.
Old Oct 2, 2007 | 11:03 PM
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4 hours and 10 mins remaining.....come on ban hammer!!!!
Old Oct 2, 2007 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by joebowlr21
4 hours and 10 mins remaining.....come on ban hammer!!!!
Oh sweet! Wednesday bloody Wednesday.
Old Oct 2, 2007 | 11:50 PM
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i used to get those all the time ...finely got fed up with it and broke up with my gf.
Old Oct 3, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by joebowlr21
4 hours and 10 mins remaining.....come on ban hammer!!!!
Hopefully you get banned. ******.
Old Oct 3, 2007 | 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by scottsi
Hopefully you get banned. ******.
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Old Oct 3, 2007 | 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by southwest2118
i used to get those all the time ...finely got fed up with it and broke up with my gf.
Your gf was a Noggerian Contractor? :1
Old Oct 3, 2007 | 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by D Grade
Your gf was a Noggerian Contractor? :1
NO you dumbshit ....

she was sending me spam.....something about male enhancements
Old Oct 3, 2007 | 03:29 AM
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haha maybe she was trying to tell you something. lol dont worry i got a little one too.



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