Went to the local strip joint down the street from my house...------ best time I've had in almost a year. Free beer ftw and some pornstar making a guest appearance. Wish I coulda gotten some pics or something for you guys, but they didn't allow cameras in the joint..huge amounts of lesbian action and ****** ftw! Probably spent a bit more than I shoulda, but hey...$20 to get to the vip room and then a $20 tip gets ya anything you want as long as you don't get caught.


Drunked posting owns me...time for another corona

 

sweet there is a plase here where you can do some fingering and eating for $10-20

 

i dont think id be doing any eating at a strip joint

 

*Nicholas Cage voice on* "I could eat a peach for hours" *end Nicholas Cage voice*
And talk about some nice peaches...they got some new dancers since it was bought out, for a change all the girls are ------ hot.

 

that sucks the ugly ones are cheaper

 

yeah my mouth wouldnt touch anything but my beer an a strip joint

 

Sounds like East St. Louis or Dale Mabry street in Tampa.

 

you'd eat it if she took you home to her house and told you too

 

Yer damn right I would

 

ill second that motion :P