A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
Bah, shithatch posted too quick!
And no problem dude, I try to pack ---- with as many goodies as I can, there was no room in that box for anything else.
And no problem dude, I try to pack ---- with as many goodies as I can, there was no room in that box for anything else.
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
Yuri, that story is sad on all sorts of levels. You should beat your **** unmercilessly for letting you down. Then kick your own *** for owning such a pathetic excuse for a *****.
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
haha, i got a nice chuckle out of this. Same ---- happened with me and my old roomates sister. she tells me to meet her in her car in 10 minutes, i go puke from being ------- way to drunk and go down to her car and she is passed out in her car, i was like wtf bitch. Used exstacy next time, and lets just say she didn't go to sleep, until the dick made her sleepy.
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
Ok... first off, that bitch sounds psycho. Have fun with that. Ever dated a psycho girl? Lets just say its never boring. Seriously. Good luck. Make sure you have proper health insurance, you are probably going to need it.
Your dick is a sham to the male race. Yes whiskey dick happens, but not after 7 beers, put on that cute little pink dress, Nancy. You deserve it. You also deserve to be punched in the ovaries.
Next, she was passed out on the bed. apparently undressed. and all I have to say about that, is where are the ------ nude pictures ******? If you can't get any, why punish your HMT comrades? This site has a very solid foundation built partly upon ****. So, why do you hate us so much? I vote: ban. He's a commie.
Your dick is a sham to the male race. Yes whiskey dick happens, but not after 7 beers, put on that cute little pink dress, Nancy. You deserve it. You also deserve to be punched in the ovaries.
Next, she was passed out on the bed. apparently undressed. and all I have to say about that, is where are the ------ nude pictures ******? If you can't get any, why punish your HMT comrades? This site has a very solid foundation built partly upon ****. So, why do you hate us so much? I vote: ban. He's a commie.
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
i don't really get how she gets owned. she's ------- her boyfriend, and never fucked you. meanwhile, you had a completely naked drunk bitch allover you, and you couldn't get a hard on.
to me, it sounds like you got owned.
to me, it sounds like you got owned.
