http://bananaguard.com/

Do not ---- around with the bananas.

 

FINALLY!

 

Sadly enough I would buy one if I seen it at the grocery store when i was shopping.It pisses me off when i go to have my lunch at work and my bannana is all bruised and beat up.I even started bagging it seperatly to help :P

 

Yeh I found some bananas in my car the other day that the previous owner left in there.
Must have been a good 2 months ago and I thought something smelled funny

 

Rotted banana?

You ever heard that putting juicy fruit in a banana, wrapping it in aluminum foil, and letting the works rot would make you trip? Ashley Tucker + I tried it when we were 16 or 17. Zero chance of bypassing the gag reflex with that one - I slammed mine and swallowed it without ever touching tongue/mouth, was laughing at Ashley puking everywhere for about ten seconds, and the projectiled everywhere in a manner that would make Linda Blair feel inadequate.

 

so did u trip?

 

There is a shop in Europe somewhere that changes their products every month. Everything is made by local inventors. There was a bunch of plastic food protectors and followed the shape of the item. Bread, apple, banana, cookies ect. They were kinda cool.

 

Of course not. It's a gimmick to get stupid kids to eat rotted bananas.

 

I'd buy one of those but 4-6 week ------ delivery is not gonna fly, if i order a goddamn banana protector i want fast!