Anyone know of any easy ways to safely make someone ill for a couple days, like they think they have the flu or something, without them being suspicious?
I doubt I'd actually do it, but a situation I have got me thinking about it and curious...

 

Floor cleaner FTW!!!! It made me ---- and vomit at the same time, talk about a new type of pain. Stupid resturant

 

Mineral oil usually works, but only for a little bit..

 

Visine will make you ----. Tasteless too.

 

couple drops of visine (eye drop ----, spelled wrong) in their drink they will be shitting for the rest of the day. Doesn't change the taste of the drink at all. This is a restaurant trick, don't **** off restaurant employees.....yes I have done this to the public.

 

nasty little trick and working in fast food, you can imagine what we come up with.

 

I've allways found that pooping in there food will do the trick also.

 

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp
http://health.allrefer.com/health/te...line-info.html

 

that ---- doesnt work i gave my friend a glass of cool-aid once and filled that ---- 50-50 and it did nothing to him at all you watch to much wedding crashers.

 

you guys watch way to much Wedding Crashers :P