so tonight i wait, for the mother ****** who opened my back fence last night thinking they could get my brother and my bikes out, only to know we have cable locks on everything, now even more, the rear tire wont even move, its on tonight for these mother *******, i already have my zip tye handcuffs and my no fear flashlight ready for the beat down, i hope these -----s show, wish me luck ------, laters.

 

what, no shotty?

 

naw my parents have a safe, everything locked up, ar15,handgunds,shot guns, rifles ect..... plus cant really kill them, but i gonna have my fair share

 

I say kill them thieves, I would run up on them with an axe... make sure they don't still anything ever again

 

I'll give you 100 dollars if you catch them, knock em out, duct tape their entire body and write "HMT owns Theives" on their forehead.

 

did i mis read this or are you waiting thinking there dumb enough to come try to steal your locked up bikes 2 nights in a row? probly little kids anyways..

 

Thieves aren't the smartest bunch around, especially if they didn't get them the first time around. Hell at least have a nice baseball bat to club 'em with. Be silent, at least get one good thwack in before they realize what hit them. Also do what Abaz suggested.

 

and i'll throw another $20 for a picture of you either skeeting on their face or a lump of ----, you decide

I could see them going for it again. The first night, they went, opened the gate, saw the bikes were locked, went home, hoping the owners are dumbfucks thinking nothing of the gate. so the next night the plan is to return with wire/bolt cutters.. little do they know..

 

no one wants to be a failer...if you screw up the first time,try try again

 

WEll ----, now that I know you are waiting for me. I'll come tomorrow night. :P