I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.

 

well, your Candian so it just makes sense

 

interesting tell us more.

 

I ate a whole lot of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my stomach's itchy.

 

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly

 

If you were a man I would punch you. I would punch you right in the face.

 

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my *****. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

 

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

 

lol

 

I killed a man with a trident!

"where'd you get that grenade?" I don't know....

I want to be on you. wait no, I want to be on you *shrug*

I love lamp!