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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:06 PM
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My girlfriend pretty much makes me go to church.....ok so i go today and there is a guy i talk to when i go he had a dodge stealth on 15pounds and the 1st day i met him he just handed over his keys and was like take you girlfriend for a drive. so i did and today i see him and his hand was blue and i laughed and pointed and he was like "i just got done painting the bumper of my stealth. so he says to me " i brought a new car today i want you to take out" its a 70,000 dollar blown charger. so im talking to him were about to go out and mess with his car.....some little fat church ****** that works at ------- arbys was talking to my girlfriend asking her if shes "saved" so she says yea and he leaves her alone...he turns to me and asks me and i said no and just tried to ignore him. so he like started acting all weird and took me off to the side and started talking to me about ------- god and ----......and the whole time i was just thinking " this guy has a ------- charger outside and your gonna hold me in here and talk to me about ------- god" so the guy with the charger leaves and i wont see him for a few weeks which sucks becuase i never drove a charger b4..........---- church and the people that push ------- god on you......the dude gave me his ------- bible.......all the dude made me want to do is never go to church there ever again....
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:12 PM
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Yeah I use to go to church all the time (ex was a preachers daughter). I didn't like how some people go out of the way to force stuff on you. They can really push some people away. I'm more like hey man want to go to church with us on Sun....if he says yeah well come on. If no then I'm like it's cool, just askin.
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:14 PM
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why didn't u just tell him to ---- off? i mean not in those words but u know what i mean. Everytime they come up to me i either say "yea" so they leave me alone. or "No..i dont want to talk about it" so they can leave me alone
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:20 PM
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my dads a minister, so yeah I go, kind of had too most of my life
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:21 PM
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i tried to say "---- off" in the nicest way but the dude pretty much put me in a head lock with his mind and drug me around......if we werent in "church nice mode" i would been like ---- you and ---- god 666 and had him just run away...that dude fucked up my day........i could have been driving a ------- fast *** charger but no im sitting there talking to arbys man
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:21 PM
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yea the church near my school, we've all noticed they have some kind of donate = free food kinda deal on tuesdays and thursdays. up to 3 slices of pizza and a 20oz pop.. and all you gotta do is listen to them gab about how great god is and stuff like that.

last thursday they talked about how we're all going to hell for not going to church regularly. i already knew i was going when i was born with a smart mouth and a lead foot

i'm agnostic/atheist/buddhist.. not exactley sure, i be flip floppin sometimes
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by skinnye
my dads a minister, so yeah I go, kind of had too most of my life
yea so i started to not be so ungodly in the last few years and ive been starting to understand more stuff......its a little hard for me to blindly follow something though..... but when that dude did that he just pretty much set me back a few years by trying to like "scare" me into god by saying "if god came back right now what would you do" and i was like " i dont know and looked back at the dude with the charger leaving" and he would ask me stuff like "do you sin" and i was like "isnt that obvious" and he just wouldnt give up....
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yea the church near my school, we've all noticed they have some kind of donate = free food kinda deal on tuesdays and thursdays. up to 3 slices of pizza and a 20oz pop.. and all you gotta do is listen to them gab about how great god is and stuff like that.

last thursday they talked about how we're all going to hell for not going to church regularly. i already knew i was going when i was born with a smart mouth and a lead foot

i'm agnostic/atheist/buddhist.. not exactley sure, i be flip floppin sometimes
flip flopping hahah i used to be athiest but now i just dont ------- care about what i am.......im now "scene" haha
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:30 PM
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you sound like a push over if some fat ---- made you stay inside. i would have said no im not saved and dont plan to be.
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BRIOHATCH
i tried to say "---- off" in the nicest way but the dude pretty much put me in a head lock with his mind and drug me around
I read that and was about to tell you that you are a pushover, but 88crex apparently beat me to it.

---- it, you're a pushover. Grow a backbone, son.

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"if god came back right now what would you do" and i was like " i dont know and looked back at the dude with the charger leaving"
If god was there, right then and there, he would have been driving the damn Charger. He'd let Fatboy ride in the back if he agreed to keep his trap shut about the way God drives (he doesn't lift his foot off the gas pedal when shifting, like women do).

Don't ever feel ashamed of belonging to the Church of the Internal Combustion Engine. It's god's physics, his mind imposing order on the material world, and the more you learn about it the more you learn about god. So your path is different, Fatboy and his ilk can get over it.
Old Jan 29, 2006 | 10:59 PM
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I stopped going to church when those cardinals or whatever they were, raped little boys.

---- church, you don't even need that ---- to go to heaven in catholocism.



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