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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 08:53 AM
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Has anybody every been to el paso, texas? if you follow I-10 a hundred miles out of el paso there is a border patrol check point. i was coming back from my uncles funeral and they stopped me. my eyes are always red becuase of my contacts so they pulled me and my friend out of the car and frisked us. these guys must have grabbed my nuts at least three times. felt like they were doing it on purpose.they put a drug dog in my car, but i think it was retarted cuz it hopped in the back seat and looked out the window like it was going for a ride. sad thing about it is that someone owes me dinner and i didn't even get there name. stpuid beaners. lol
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 08:54 AM
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You splooged, didn't you.
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 09:11 AM
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oh yeah, those sexy older guys just get me going
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 09:18 AM
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i bet they did...
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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So has this happened to anybody else, or is it just me. cuz when i was coming back from houston i got stopped by a cop and he pulled me out of the car and frisked me and my friend ( same friend- he doesn't like road trips with me anymore ). he called backup for a drug dog. do i fit the profile or something. 20 year old white male, red eyes, drives an import. i mean whats up with this ----?
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 12:37 PM
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prob.ly because they are gay
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 12:57 PM
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you got molested by a pig. a dirty spic pig ha
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 01:20 PM
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See, I've been saying it for years. They should be sending mexi's back instead of jackin off young white boys.
Old Jan 13, 2006 | 09:36 PM
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its cause they were looking for this guy....

Old Jan 13, 2006 | 09:37 PM
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lol have you seen the pic of the beaner hidden in the dash? all you can see is his face when you open the glove box, the ---- looks comforatble.
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