I'm tired of spending money on the woman so here is how I broke it to her:

me: anyway, dinner would be cool
me: but i'm anti-spending money unless it goes towards a good cause
me: like building a gokart
her: haha no more spending money for me either!!!
her: lol
her: we could cook something.....maybe? lol
me: you can cook something
me: and i will gadly eat it :-)
me: unless it tastes bad
me: in which case i will fling it against a wall
her: hahahaha! and if it dont bounce back - u go hungrey! bowbowbow
her: lol
her: whats the matter? can't cook?
me: ...yes
her: yes u can or yes u can't cook?
me: I like BLT subs and brownies with milk
her: ok. then we will have BLT's with brownies tomorrow for dinner
me: i like you

You thought that ---- would end in a nasty breakup didnt you?
She took it like a champ and now she's cooking for me.
This is what custom forged steel roses get you.

 

Oh and before you homos say, "Pics or ban!" I've already talked to her about that and she has agreed.
It's only a matter of time now.

 

That is cool. And how many of us know what the line..."u go hungrey! bowbowbow" ...is from?

Craig

 

hahha BLT's and brownies, what a great combo!

 

She made it up, bowbowbow means she took 3 bows for the audience.
I dont think she knew you guys would be the audience though

 

Pics

 

It's from the Blues Brothers, from back in the 70s, rubber biscuit. It's probably something they got from even earlier, an old blues song...

Here is a link so you don't think I'm making this ish up - http://www.nederpoparchief.nl/bluesbrothers/rubber.html

Craig

 

I farted.

 

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