what exactly is a ricer?
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Re: what exactly is a ricer?
* Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.
* Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.
* Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.
* Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.
* Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).
* Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.
* Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.
* "R" Badges? Ricer.
* Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.
* Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.
* Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.
* A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.
* Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.
* Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.
* Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.
* Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.
* Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.
* Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).
* Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.
* Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.
* "R" Badges? Ricer.
* Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.
* Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.
* Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.
* A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.
* Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.
* Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.
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Re: what exactly is a ricer?
Originally Posted by BoosTedZSix
Originally Posted by heedlessdragger
what exactly is a ricer?does it pertain to asians?or just fast and furious wannabes?
Putting Type-R badges on your Celcia and making it do wheelies in Lego Land.
JP
