Since people are nuts I got this nice, big buck knife to keep in my car, here comes the long story to go with it:

My job is giving people drug tests and breath alcohol tests, and when I get called out (whenever in the day or nite) i have to go on site and test them. well reasonable suspecion tests can get pretty heated. The other day i was testsing someone on a suspecion tests and they refused after one hour (refusal means your test is the same as a positive and on a refusal liek that, you are terminated on the spot) well some high *** mother ****** was waiting for me outsied the place when i was leavin, came up all argueing and ----, gettin face to face (really didnt pose a threat by himself, but if he had a weapon or something, id be fucked), and this ---- happens much too often, so this big ol knife will sit nicley in my car, and next month im goin for my CCW licnese so it will be legal :P Cuz late nights in Youngstown and get kinda hairy, with the rackheads and ----....blah, i hate this town

 

I told you ------ was crazy in Ytown.

 

hahah werd

 

nice ----..i got me the same one only brown.. sharp as a bitch..and they're quite expensive..mine was a gift though

 

Paul, knives are so 80's. What you need is a tazer gun.

 

im all ab out westside story! hahaha compse a dance from a knife fight

 

haha..what are you going to do call somebody and then call the cops :P

wow Y-town is probably as hardcore as C-bus

 

^^^ hahaha no im not callin neone, its just a size comparison...haha

Yes i sense your sarcasm :P

I'll be in c-bus on 8/14 for the 311 show, you should hit it up too

 

whats 311?

 

hahaha ouch. the band foo. theyre playin at promowest on 8/14