Was helping move a heavy *** snack machine today. The ****** tipped into the wall. Luckily my finger was there to absorb the impact and I'm happy to say the snack machine didn't suffer any damage. My finger did not come away unscathed. I think the damn machine was getting it's revenge for me kicking the ---- out of it every time my chips got hung up in it. Total damage was a trip to the ER, 5 stitches, and light duty for a week all so we could mop underneath the snack machine lol.

The perp


The Victim

 

awhhh that must felt good..
so did you at least get some free candy out of it :P

 

dag man, you should watch that ----.

 

I would make the vending machine get some stitches too and you get some snacks in the process.

 

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I like those machines, if you rock them hard some candy will fall down.

 

that starburst is coming down with some rocking

 

Light duty? You must be in the military. I was always trying to get light duty for some stupid ----, usually worked. Good ----.

 

Damn that looks like it didnt feel too good. At least all the candy is still ok j/k

 

my little finger damage.