Yeah so I'm outside cleaning the yard and ---- up, blowing leaves and cleaning gutters and ---- becuase it is fall, and fall ------ sucks *** becuase it gets cold out, racing is over, snow is coming, etc. on a side note, i'd like to rape winter and then g-thug her.

Anyways, So I'm mulching the ------- leaves and ---- cuz they are wet, well....shitty tires + wet leaves + steep ground = lawn mower in the ------ lake.

 

you are a total ***, you live by the lake and you have one of those cool lawnmowers you drive

 

that lawnmower would make it soo easy for me to clean my yard.

 

dam, you were proud to put that thing into the lake werent you. you have a picture from every angle. looks like fun!

 

i didnt see a turbo?

 

it aint in the lake. i wanted to see it under water. tie a rope to it and pull it up with a truck.

 

Wheres the picture of your dad beating your face in? Were you wearing overalls when this happened, you backwoods cracker.

 

i almost expected to see some scatered beer cans

 

man he lives next to a lake and is that a baller boat in the pic. ??
oh ---- look at how big the ~`yard~~ is

 

lol, pics of you in water would be much funnier then that lawnmower