If you dont know what that is its basically you trying to fart but ---- comes out!

i have had a fucked up stomach ache for the past 2 days..and today it all let loose!

Just wondering if anyone else has ever had to experience a Shart and where of all places this happened?



or AM i the only sick ---- who ***** himself?

 

yes you are you sick ---- ----














































































:P

 

kill yourself for starting this thread.

 

good job Captain Poopy-pants!

 

Ahaha oh my god man... You must really consider us family to share that with the 6180 members of HMT Dude, just please don't tell me it happened at a Chuckie Cheese or something

 

i should lock this sucker just so he can't edit it! lol.

 

yeah..i dont care..all you guys are like family! even kain... :P

the fucked up thing is that im here at work and i cant go home...---- me im screwed!


and yes im MR poopy-pants today!

thats freaking great!

 

Come on man, that sucks you gotta stay at work now. But how do you explain a situation like that to the boss or a hot secretary? I have just the thing for you. I've got a shipment of these on the way to your front door Julio.








Super absorbancy Plus!

 

owned..

 

one of the mods need to change his title, to Captain Poopy-Pants.


Ahahaha, julio you crack me up. Maybe that mean old chick will help you clean up