Up for sale today on housemade turbo is a giant three foot wing!! I have a dyno sheet proving it's HP increase check it out:


This is a REAL dynochart with ACCURATE details about the HP increase.

This wing increases how many chicks you have sex with too. Also available for sale, but not listed it: (1) Pony-like horse from a merry-go-round, an actual loin cloth wore by tarzan, and 3 lbs of hash!! PM me for more info. - Matt

 

I'll give you $150 for the wing, as long as it is aluminum-colored plastic.

 

err ... sorry. Looking to get a little more than that. I mean, if you think about it, it's a little low-ball for a 500 HP increase. I'll let you know. And by the way, it is plastic PAINTED like aluminum. Weight reduction is the name of the game. - Matt

 

nooo!! i wanted it with a cherry stain! damnit painted!

 

lol, I love the dynochart...


trade you my bodykit and vinyl graphics

 

Okay okay .... Here's what I'll do: I will make 40-50 (becasue with the cheap *** price tag of $400 US I'm sure I can sell them all) And I can Powder coat them Andonized pink and red and green. So ... how many can I put you down for Onyx? - Matt

PS, no trades (pure cash to fund my meth lab). Thanks!
And rememeber, those are AUTHENTIC dynocharts.

 

Is it JDM? If its JDM, I will buy it yesterday!

<fingers crossed>Please say its JDM. Please say its JDM.</fingers crossed>

 

I'll vouch!!! I already bought one and my car is so damn fast I was able to travel back in time and become a millionaire!!! I have girls all over my jock cause of this thing. Its a miracle!!! I'm ordering 10 more to put on every panel of my car. I'm planning a trip to Mars here soon!!

 

HAHAHAHahahhahahhhhhhahahahah!!!!!!111oneoneoneone

 

lmao i dont i want pink persay, how about lime green? you KNOW i have the cash coming out my *** lmao BTW im making cams out of broom handles. tehy work great! good for 15k RPM!