yesterday at the local bar & porn
so yesterday i go out to hang out with my ol high school buddy whose in town from vegas.. we go to this sports bar, which is llike a night club on the weekends. anyways long story short, some guy got jealous cause his bitch was giving me her number. and she danced with me.. he actually tok his little midget fingers and came behind me and shut my phone (i have an old flipphone).. natural reaction was to turn around and see who the ---- did this. it was some dude who was going to be my blow hook up (not that i really do it, but its good to have one).. so i was like what the ---- ----------er, whats it to you.. he was like thats my bitch.. so i say some classic Snoop dogg ----,.."yo bitch chose me".. and i uppercut him in the face...my friend cesar was there.. and he put his drink down already when he saw that the guy shut my phone.. and stomped his ass..and this the funniest part..his girl was like "you are not my boyfriend!!" "(thats right with no contractions)..anyways.. she is cool... drinks and smokes weed.. a good lay.. ..
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Re: yesterday at the local bar
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Re: yesterday at the local bar
Originally Posted by highroller54
ok
You english people cant drink without fighting, I think its in your genetics. I frequently heard story (mostly in strip club) about U.S guy that got kicked ass by us (yeah we always win ;)) because they do disrespectful things. Anyway its not against you, its only what I heard :y |
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Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
Nice reply lol
You english people cant drink without fighting, I think its in your genetics. I frequently heard story (mostly in strip club) about U.S guy that got kicked ass by us (yeah we always win ;)) because they do disrespectful things. Anyway its not against you, its only what I heard :y |
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Originally Posted by Ricky101
well im not a violent guy..but seriously what would you do if someone punked you by closing your phone..and this guy was SHORt.. i dunno why short people have that little man complex.. always trying to prove something..
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Re: yesterday at the local bar
Originally Posted by 89shithatch
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Re: yesterday at the local bar
Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
Nice reply lol
You english people cant drink without fighting, I think its in your genetics. I frequently heard story (mostly in strip club) about U.S guy that got kicked ass by us (yeah we always win ;)) because they do disrespectful things. Anyway its not against you, its only what I heard :y |
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Thats the french canadian way to say americans, I guess.
Most of my ancestry is european, and a lot of them heavy drinkers (german, irish, scottish etc) and it's the same for most in my area. Of course drinking and fighting is in our blood... |
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