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Old 02-22-2004, 09:44 AM
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About a couple months ago i parked somewhere got out of the car and then realized i locked my keys inside. i was pissed like a ho without her crack. so i start looking around for something i cant stick down the door panel and open my door but nothing in sight. so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup. so i was like ----, what do i do with a spoon? then it hits me. ill use the spoon like a crowbar and push my window outward then ill stick my hand in and open the door. well my hand didnt fit so i used my wiper blade to reach in and open the ******. i was done and realized how easy it was to get in a car...oh well


im remembering this story now because today the same ---- happened except this time i used a coin and a wiper.
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so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup.
WTF? I don't think I have EVER had a spoon in my pocket. What other strange things do you carry around with you? :P
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nice- i would have never thought of using the wiper blade
excellent job, excellent
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so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup.
WTF? I don't think I have EVER had a spoon in my pocket. What other strange things do you carry around with you? :P
Was there a butane torch,"white powder",and a syring in there also :P
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:39 AM
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i pryed my ft window with a big stick why my buddy stood on the car with a LONGER stick. and well uou know.

use caution! i did the same thiing on my 88 4dr. broke my back window doing it
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WTF? I don't think I have EVER had a spoon in my pocket. What other strange things do you carry around with you? :P
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the spoon was there so he could eat your *** doc
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one time I locked my keys in at 4 in the mornng with the keys in the ignition and the radio blasting. I used a screwdriver and shoved my whole big *** arm in that little crack. it hella hurt. but now I know anyone can get into my car if their arms are small enough.
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so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup.
WTF? I don't think I have EVER had a spoon in my pocket. What other strange things do you carry around with you? :P
Was there a butane torch,"white powder",and a syring in there also :P
i was thinking the same thing..who the hell eats fruit cups??
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