the spoon and the wiper blade
#1
the spoon and the wiper blade
About a couple months ago i parked somewhere got out of the car and then realized i locked my keys inside. i was pissed like a ho without her crack. so i start looking around for something i cant stick down the door panel and open my door but nothing in sight. so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup. so i was like ----, what do i do with a spoon? then it hits me. ill use the spoon like a crowbar and push my window outward then ill stick my hand in and open the door. well my hand didnt fit so i used my wiper blade to reach in and open the ******. i was done and realized how easy it was to get in a car...oh well
im remembering this story now because today the same ---- happened except this time i used a coin and a wiper.
im remembering this story now because today the same ---- happened except this time i used a coin and a wiper.
#2
Re:the spoon and the wiper blade
Originally Posted by Ravage70
so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup.
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#5
Re:the spoon and the wiper blade
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by Ravage70
so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup.
#7
Re:the spoon and the wiper blade
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
WTF? I don't think I have EVER had a spoon in my pocket. What other strange things do you carry around with you? :P
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the spoon was there so he could eat your *** doc
#8
Re:the spoon and the wiper blade
one time I locked my keys in at 4 in the mornng with the keys in the ignition and the radio blasting. I used a screwdriver and shoved my whole big *** arm in that little crack. it hella hurt. but now I know anyone can get into my car if their arms are small enough.
#9
Re:the spoon and the wiper blade
Originally Posted by d16z64life
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by Ravage70
so i check my pockets and i find a spoon i was gonna use to eat my fruit cup.