MikeJ-2009

American cheese slices is the tradition for American burrito's, and who am I to challenge tradition?


Ah, the Arabs next door are the quiet type. And they are all tiny too, so I'll work on my car whenever I want.
AMERICAN POWER!!!!

Xplocivic

I love toddler puke. I had to deal with about 8-9 rounds of it the other night when my son got a stomach virus. The 1st round was a knockout though, cause he ate like a fat 40 year old at dinner, a whole plate of mac-n-cheese, some fruit snacks, and a six-pack (of juice). Anywaaaaaayyyyy... It wasn't fun and he decided to start puking at 3am so that was great to say the least.

kain

lol. is that a new fad now julio?

Xplocivic

He forgot to add the "A" to the end of that, making it "PMFGA", which obviously means "Pound My ****** Gay ***"

kain

lol. you never know.

Honda16hb

I'll get some grocery money from the parents since it costs them next to nothing to keep me alive and I'll show you how to make a new mexican burrito white edition.

ToeJam

Steve, you know your momma didn't use no Red Rooster. To be a real American burrito you have to throw catchup on there.
She also makes a mean hot dog and catchup burrito.
Is Bubba sick or did he just throw up from the nasty ---- you fed him?

gon3r

steve, that is the funniest ---- i've seen this year. man that was good. what is it? mountazuma's revenge all in your face! nice. i once had my daughter pee on me when i was holding her just before she was going in the bath... but it just doesn't compare to the "explosion". too funny thanks for the laughs.

Dr.Boost

.....and people wonder why I don't want kids.
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vacant_disguise

oh my god stevemode what are you doing to that poor kid.

but it does remind me of my fathers horror story about my sister. he was holding her at like the zoo or something public like that in one of those front pack things and she ---- her self real goog it spilled out of the diaper and all over him.
that was bad.