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Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?

Old 05-02-2008, 04:31 PM
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you guys are making this too hard

how old do you and kain look? can you pass for ~18-19? if possible, hit up a local high school sports event. pick up girl.

otherwise, hit a local college campus, ask some sad/friendly looking girl for a tour, kain is trying to go back to school after being in the army for a couple years. shy guy, trying to work himself back to being a civ. doesnt know the area at all, is thinking about hitting a bar tonight. might want company. gets upset at bar after some drinks, gets ditched by friends. needs a place to crash for the night.
5hrs go by
kain gets his dick wet.
fin
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Old 05-02-2008, 04:48 PM
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read the book the game by neil strauss
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
you guys are making this too hard

how old do you and kain look? can you pass for ~18-19? if possible, hit up a local high school sports event. pick up girl.

otherwise, hit a local college campus, ask some sad/friendly looking girl for a tour, kain is trying to go back to school after being in the army for a couple years. shy guy, trying to work himself back to being a civ. doesnt know the area at all, is thinking about hitting a bar tonight. might want company. gets upset at bar after some drinks, gets ditched by friends. needs a place to crash for the night.
5hrs go by
kain gets his dick wet.
fin
thats way to complicated.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:10 PM
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40 year old virgin is on... Kain, take notes
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Old 05-03-2008, 02:07 AM
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40 year old virgin is on... Kain, take notes
collect a buncha toys and sell it on ebay?
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:42 AM
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collect a buncha toys and sell it on ebay?
toys? those are ------- in the package mint condition!
but i would never do that with all my starwars ----

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Old 05-03-2008, 06:07 AM
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pee on her NIG GER
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by 88dx
pee on her NIG GER
yo i would sooo do that.

her - hey, i think im pregnant. im going to get a pregnancy test.

me- bitch please, i peed in ya ----.
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Old 05-03-2008, 12:05 PM
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kain will never loose his virginity

hes the Chuck Norris of HMT

all he has to do is look at a Bitch to impregnate her
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