Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
05-01-2008, 08:53 AM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
kain if you just went to the bar one night.. tell said girl your a virgin. shes gonna bang you, i'll guaranty that. your gonna have to bring some friends with you so they can verify with the -----. thats a Noel guaranty right there.
kain - "yeah i really am a virgin"
random **** - "like omg are you really?"
kain - "yes i am"
random **** - "you wanna get outa hear? go back to my place. i can dress you up in a umpa lumpa costume and have my way with you"
kain - "yeah i really am a virgin"
random **** - "like omg are you really?"
kain - "yes i am"
random **** - "you wanna get outa hear? go back to my place. i can dress you up in a umpa lumpa costume and have my way with you"
05-01-2008, 09:47 AM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
It can be arranged if Kain can operate a cell phone video camera while doing the business. And Noel, noway that ---- is gonna work. What chick wants to have sex for all of 15 seconds? 
And I pray to god none of the chicks I'm friends with have herpes 
And I pray to god none of the chicks I'm friends with have herpes
05-01-2008, 09:58 AM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
So i used to work in Kmart when i was like 16 and all the guys from huigh school who worked there also fucked all teh same chicks from there and we all huing out. it was sad really but anywho. So there was this one older guy like 23-24 and he was a virgin. So he was like akwardly flirting with this horrible ----- who was like 17 or something and we all knew what was going to happen so we hid a camera in the bedroom and waiting for the invetitable. So it happened and i never felt so much shame and embarrassment both for him and for me having watching a portion of it. She laid there and talked. Like "Im hungry wanna go get some taco bell" while this poor bastard was trying his damndest to plow that field. I dont know why he didnt end himself after that. Like there were like 20 in that circle and we ALL knew what happened. Everyone he knew watched him lose it in a horrible fashion it was ------- epic.
Most akward 4
5 minutes ever.
Most akward 4
5 minutes ever.
05-01-2008, 03:20 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Originally Posted by 97EconoBox
So i used to work in Kmart when i was like 16 and all the guys from huigh school who worked there also fucked all teh same chicks from there and we all huing out. it was sad really but anywho. So there was this one older guy like 23-24 and he was a virgin. So he was like akwardly flirting with this horrible ----- who was like 17 or something and we all knew what was going to happen so we hid a camera in the bedroom and waiting for the invetitable. So it happened and i never felt so much shame and embarrassment both for him and for me having watching a portion of it. She laid there and talked. Like "Im hungry wanna go get some taco bell" while this poor bastard was trying his damndest to plow that field. I dont know why he didnt end himself after that. Like there were like 20 in that circle and we ALL knew what happened. Everyone he knew watched him lose it in a horrible fashion it was ------- epic.
Most akward 45 minutes ever.
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05-01-2008, 06:56 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Originally Posted by QikEnuF
What chick wants to have sex for all of 15 seconds?
05-01-2008, 07:03 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Originally Posted by sexyblackcrx
---- you dont have to be a virgin to be quick, Im always trying to get off quick, it's like a race, my best time is like 25 sec.
i dont know. hm.... imma try and get some greek poontang.
