The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
11-02-2005, 08:21 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
In middle school we gave a fat kid an exlax chocolate bar, telling him that wess's mom made it (it was in foil, the kid should've known haha).. I think you're only supposed to eat 1 little square, he ate the whole ------ bar 
The entire kid that kid stank, and leaving the library the kid ---- his pants... his pants almost fell off. I wasn't really in on it per se, but I didn't tell the kid otherwise so yeah hah 
The other worst thing I did was in elementary school, was kicking a ball (one of those huge ******* that were almost as tall as us) back and forth, and it was near the first graders, and I was thinking about how much it would suck for a kid to run out in front of us. What do you know, little DA 1st grader runs right in front of my ball, turns to look at it and screams. Smashed him right in the face, blood everywhere, I think I broke his nose.
Oh well, served him right. :P
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I forgot about this.. one time me and a few friends were skateboarding at a local college town, and this redneck in this big chevy pickup truck swerved across the road at us, we thought he was going to hit us.. we all snatched our boards and were gone, but kenny dropped his skateboard, brand spankin new, the ******** ran it over and took off. We remembered the truck and told wyatt's dad about it, and he said he remembered the guy because he came in for a brake job days before and the dude had a brand new paint job. Eye for an eye I was thinking, so we were going to pour some sugar cubes into his gas tank. The other guys had other plans, they brought this bowl of this rank smelly ---- with them, I didnt know wtf it was. Later found out they mixed anything acidic they could find in brodie's kitchen all together anywho we go to the dudes house at like 1 a.m., i was the driver so i stayed back, they poured in the sugar cubes and dumped the acidic ---- all over his ------ truck, and we high tailed it out of there.
I drove past a couple days later to see the truck on blocks, the dude rippin off the gas tank... and half of his ------ trucks paint was GONE
And he also had the window down so they got a bunch of it in the truck. Sucks to be him. 
The entire kid that kid stank, and leaving the library the kid ---- his pants... his pants almost fell off. I wasn't really in on it per se, but I didn't tell the kid otherwise so yeah hah The other worst thing I did was in elementary school, was kicking a ball (one of those huge ******* that were almost as tall as us) back and forth, and it was near the first graders, and I was thinking about how much it would suck for a kid to run out in front of us. What do you know, little DA 1st grader runs right in front of my ball, turns to look at it and screams. Smashed him right in the face, blood everywhere, I think I broke his nose.
Oh well, served him right. :P
edit:
I forgot about this.. one time me and a few friends were skateboarding at a local college town, and this redneck in this big chevy pickup truck swerved across the road at us, we thought he was going to hit us.. we all snatched our boards and were gone, but kenny dropped his skateboard, brand spankin new, the ******** ran it over and took off. We remembered the truck and told wyatt's dad about it, and he said he remembered the guy because he came in for a brake job days before and the dude had a brand new paint job. Eye for an eye I was thinking, so we were going to pour some sugar cubes into his gas tank. The other guys had other plans, they brought this bowl of this rank smelly ---- with them, I didnt know wtf it was. Later found out they mixed anything acidic they could find in brodie's kitchen all together
anywho we go to the dudes house at like 1 a.m., i was the driver so i stayed back, they poured in the sugar cubes and dumped the acidic ---- all over his ------ truck, and we high tailed it out of there.I drove past a couple days later to see the truck on blocks, the dude rippin off the gas tank... and half of his ------ trucks paint was GONE
And he also had the window down so they got a bunch of it in the truck. Sucks to be him.
11-02-2005, 09:33 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
A guy at work was gone for a few days when his mom had a stroke. We always used to make sexual comments comments about his mom.
I waited a couple days, and said "Why is sex with Ryan's mom great? Half of her just lays there, and half of her is into it, the best of both worlds!" Luckily, he didn't hear me, but a couple other guys did.
That was yesterday.
I waited a couple days, and said "Why is sex with Ryan's mom great? Half of her just lays there, and half of her is into it, the best of both worlds!" Luckily, he didn't hear me, but a couple other guys did.
That was yesterday.
11-02-2005, 09:46 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
in like 10th grade me and a friend of mine slept over at my other friend's house and we were all into bikes. Nothing fancy just old schwinns or just some cheesy banana seat bikes. Anyways my buddy's garage was loaded with power tools and ---- and so we cut the tubing of my buddys bike who feel asleep first just enough so it would still look like it was normal. I woke up that morning and we were gonna go cruise around and he sits on his bike it just crumbled apart like it was made of balsa wood! lol. We all thought it was funny but he almost started crying and was like "oh man you guys, my mom is gonna kill me. This was my good bike to get me to school." 
After that we felt really bad and we all pieced together some parts we all had laying around and made him some super ghetto lowrider. 
After that we felt really bad and we all pieced together some parts we all had laying around and made him some super ghetto lowrider.
11-02-2005, 10:04 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
Used to do c/c scams, did one on this chick i was dating's parents, they got in a big scrap about it, they blamed her, she moved out, parents got divorced, now she is all messed up with drugs and ----......oops....Same thing, other people, they lost a house, i was an ------- when i was young, had lot's of cash tho....oh i also dumped a bottle of cologne in teh soup for our school in grade 8, lot's of kids got sick, v/p had an allergy and had to go to the hospital, i got suspended for a week for that one, Mom was pissed, Dad laughed his *** off, punched my english teacher in grade 9 by accident, it was a broad too....got the cops called on me for that, felt pretty bad, it really wasnt on purpose tho.....im so glad im old and tired and lazy now, no time to get into ----....
11-02-2005, 11:44 AM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
don't remember much cuz i've been a good kid all my life 
but reading stealths reminded me of 9th grade. i was playing football for the school, it was our like 3rd game into the season, and we wanted to win hella bad. it was 2nd half and the coach switched me to left guard cuz our current guard was garbage and kept getting stuffed almost every play.
so, first play of the 2nd half, we're pumped, and i'm ready to lay out this small ****** in front of me. play starts on 2, bam i buck the ---- out of this tackle, and lay him flat out on his back. the play ends, and home dude is still on the ground. teams go to their sides and watch on. take off the helmet, and it's a girl
cliffs: i knocked a girl out in football, and i didn't even know it was a girl
but reading stealths reminded me of 9th grade. i was playing football for the school, it was our like 3rd game into the season, and we wanted to win hella bad. it was 2nd half and the coach switched me to left guard cuz our current guard was garbage and kept getting stuffed almost every play.
so, first play of the 2nd half, we're pumped, and i'm ready to lay out this small ****** in front of me. play starts on 2, bam i buck the ---- out of this tackle, and lay him flat out on his back. the play ends, and home dude is still on the ground. teams go to their sides and watch on. take off the helmet, and it's a girl
cliffs: i knocked a girl out in football, and i didn't even know it was a girl
11-02-2005, 12:06 PM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
I used to have some really SHITTY roomates. One day I went to take a shower and there was a pair of pants on the floor. I picked them up and one pocket was loaded with cash... Since they always treated me like absolute ----, I took it and thought I'd hide it somewhere else in our apartment after a few days...
Turns out she was taking tons of cash from the local potheads to make a big buy. She FREAKED about losing the money, the local druggies wanted her dead and I kept the cash. It was so wonderful...
Turns out she was taking tons of cash from the local potheads to make a big buy. She FREAKED about losing the money, the local druggies wanted her dead and I kept the cash. It was so wonderful...
11-02-2005, 12:08 PM
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Re: The worst ---- I ever did in my whole life.
Im sure ive done tons of things but a few that I still feel bad about to this day:
From 12-15 we had a 10hp offroad gocart and lived on a pga golf course, well long story short I FUCKED up a few of the greens with it, nothing like doughnuts on a multi-million dollar lawn.
I let my buddies drink a roomates beer, then **** in it, and then got him to beer bong them, not both at once, 2 times in a row.....He didnt know untill another roomates lame brother told him.....Well it got worse, another night right before he came home I was cleaning my engine bay with simple green, and suddenly realized it smells like Jagermeister. Luckly we happend to have a tiny bit of jager left, I got the kid to drink a double shot of ~80% simple green ~20% jager. He had no idea, just started burping his *** off, almost like he was full of bubbles for about 5mn....then one big burp followed by lots of puking lol.....he thought it was because he just ate sushi....i really feel bad about that....
Another roomate wanted to learn boxing, ive been boxing for ~3 years and started helping him out for a few months, just teaching him sparing, how to hit a speed bag/heavy bag etc....Well one day he says "lets box, I want to see how good I am". He wasn't "bad" he just wasnt great, but his weight advantage helped him a bit, me at 142lbs and 6'2" and him at ~175lbs and 5'9".....Well after about 5mn of boxing I was totally done, way too tired, never got hit once, but had just unloaded on him forever....He had 2 really really black eyes but seemed unfazed by the pain lol, I was amazed, well the next morning when he was getting ready he blew his nose and his lower eyelid puffed up with air....He went to the hostpital and found out I broke his eye socket....They gave him a cat scan to make sure there wasn't any other damage....Long story short, he paid $2100 to learn how to get his *** kicked
From 12-15 we had a 10hp offroad gocart and lived on a pga golf course, well long story short I FUCKED up a few of the greens with it, nothing like doughnuts on a multi-million dollar lawn.
I let my buddies drink a roomates beer, then **** in it, and then got him to beer bong them, not both at once, 2 times in a row.....He didnt know untill another roomates lame brother told him.....Well it got worse, another night right before he came home I was cleaning my engine bay with simple green, and suddenly realized it smells like Jagermeister. Luckly we happend to have a tiny bit of jager left, I got the kid to drink a double shot of ~80% simple green ~20% jager. He had no idea, just started burping his *** off, almost like he was full of bubbles for about 5mn....then one big burp followed by lots of puking lol.....he thought it was because he just ate sushi....i really feel bad about that....
Another roomate wanted to learn boxing, ive been boxing for ~3 years and started helping him out for a few months, just teaching him sparing, how to hit a speed bag/heavy bag etc....Well one day he says "lets box, I want to see how good I am". He wasn't "bad" he just wasnt great, but his weight advantage helped him a bit, me at 142lbs and 6'2" and him at ~175lbs and 5'9".....Well after about 5mn of boxing I was totally done, way too tired, never got hit once, but had just unloaded on him forever....He had 2 really really black eyes but seemed unfazed by the pain lol, I was amazed, well the next morning when he was getting ready he blew his nose and his lower eyelid puffed up with air....He went to the hostpital and found out I broke his eye socket....They gave him a cat scan to make sure there wasn't any other damage....Long story short, he paid $2100 to learn how to get his *** kicked
