Women Cant Fucking Drive Worth Shit !!! RANT
 

So today I'm driving to the store and am at a red light while the other light is green, some guy on a bike with beer is crossing in front of me, next thing you know some young ------- brunette with glasses in a SUV turns left and cuts this guy off, he ends up bouncing off her car and swearing at the bitch, she panics throws her hands up in the air like its some kind of a ------- roller coaster ride and almost bumps in to a parked car. then all she does is sit there and stare straight the whole time and puts her hazards on and holds her steering wheel at 2 and 11(god that pisses me off), in the middle of the road too, the guy that ran in to her is long gone with his beer and shes still sitting there while cars are honking and people are telling her to get the ---- out of the way, she ends up crying. God I felt like getting out of my car pulling her out of the SUV and curb ------- her infront of everyone. she was hot but so so so stupid.

There should be a special driving course for women to teach them the basics of what a car is and what it can be used for.

Teach them not to panic and look both ------- ways when making a turn.

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You will never teach women to drive. No woman can ever argue that. Look at your friends who is the better drivers, the men or the women.

Then the women say that guys drive all fast and stuff. Yeah beleive it or not we get into accidents going fast and being crazy. Women crash into ---- doing 25 in a 45 and driving as rigid as a post.

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:'(

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lol, she was probably afraid of the biker dude :P but jeez.. to freeze up like that is just dumb and will cause her to get into a worse accident.

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of all the people who have almost hit me it's allways been women. something about looking both ways and giving me the right of way when I deserve it eludes women.

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Well the guy was on a bicycle and looked harmless, he just got mad for the same reason I got mad, that bitches door put a scratch oh his handle bar.

And she just sat there looking, as you said "frigid as a post" people like that dont have the ability to take control of a motor vehicle and therefore should not drive.

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it's dangerous to be riding a bike, nobody looks for bikes. I ride my bike to school 3 days a week, school and back twice a day. I make sure people see me before I cross their path, people are just not looking for bikes, I know I'm not looking for bikes when I drive.

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But Kyle its ok if you do it, you are a man, you hold your steering wheel at 3 and 9 like youre supposed to. She is a woman, whatever they do, they do it wrong.

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you should have stopped and had her roll dwon her window, grabbed her by the hair, drug her ass through the window, threw her on the hood then just fucked the ---- out of her and then jizzed on her face.

that would have been halarious.




no... ---- you.

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I'n not looking for bikes, but I'm not hitting ----------ers and then stopping there and freaking out. most of the time I drive with enough attention to not pull that ----, there is the occasional time when I'm tired as ----, or I'm doing something else while driving, but if I got myself into that situation I'll peel out and get the ---- out of there, not just sit there and cry about it.

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It seems like women always pull up right on my ass when I'm on an incline. I roll back before they get close to let them know im in a manual, but nooo they insist on getting right on my bumper. I hope I never slip and roll into one of them.

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just put your bumper on their bumper and have them support your car while you get going

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women can drive, well one woman anyways: Lisa Kubo :)

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knows how to drive it sright doesn`t means she knows how to drive ;)

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Its pretty simple.

Women should ONLY do the following things:

Cook - They have been doing it for years and years and its something they're good at.
Us men on the other hand dont know how to cook because we are always too busy.

Clean - Yet another quality of a woman.
Men do not have the ability to pay attention to detail, meaning were not cut out for the task.

Laundry - Why do you think they make Tide boxes so nice and colorfull? Surely they dont expect a man to do the job, why should you?

Stay home - You work so hard around the house doing your daily chores while we work our asses off, the last thing we need is to have you go out with your bitchy friends to nag about how you got married to an -------, please stay home and spend time with your husbands who need the sex and attention.

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women should only be aloud to drive civic or maybe a subby outback at the most !!!

The only reason I've ever thought that I may need to buy a gun is incase some dumb rich ass soccer T-bones me in my civic while talking on her phone in a ---- POS excursion !! You see, if I get T-boned by a SUV, I have a 100% chance of dying in a 89' civic, but if I shoot her in the head before her dumb ass hits me, I have a 50% chance that she'll die and pull the wheel on her way down !!!

Not sure which pisses me off more... ( keep in mind I live in the retirement capital of the nation central Florida ) those dumb ass SUV driving soccer moms or the 85 year old bind people that find it IMPOSSIBLE to buy anything that isn't ------- HUGE !!! Caddys, lincolns, cop car wanna-be cars, or the best of all a huge ------- R.V !!!

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Just role back and slam into em if you have a MT. At least here in MN, you have to allow room for MT's to roll back. They are at fault in this state.

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most women cant cook.
they cant clean either.
laundry is done by someone else
they get bored and get a job.

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Yeah when i was going to school last year some bish in a truck lifted to the sky just merged into my poor civic her big ass tire went up on my hood and then she tryed to drive off. When the cops asked her why she kept going she said she never saw me and couldnt tell she had hit someone. :-\

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Word.

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I do have to say my fiance is a pretty good driver. She drives real safe and I trust her. I don't doubt she might freeze in a bad situation, but atleast she's attentive. My main problem with drivers is people that drive on the interstate in the left lane only or don't get out of the way when people are trying to pass. I don't drive too fast on the highway, but usally around 13-18mph over the speed limit and people don't move. They seem to think they are going fast enough and shouldn't move when they are only going 5 over or so. End rant

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You know what ------- pisses me off. Women that put their ------- seat all the way up and have their face like two inches from the steering wheel, like they need to feel on top of the hood or something. How stupid? Then they have their hands all "10 and 2" like we are still practicing for a drivers test. RELAX!!!! I would love to see some bitch hit a rabbit or something and have the air bag explode in her face.

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The problem with women is that they are over emotional, they can;t handle any real stress. That is why they should stay at home with the kids.

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Dude I wouldn't trust a woman for a subaru outback, I don't think any of them are less than 160hp, and you can get a 2.5L turbocharged version.

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last year after i got off skool at like 7:30am, i was waiting to make a right on the parking lot exit.
and god knows how this bitch driving a yellow bug (brand new without Lis. plate) going at about 35 to 40 miles just drive right toward me (to enter the parking lot, going WRONG WAY) once i saw her comeing i don`t even have time to backup, all i did is let go of the brake so HOPEFULLY it doesn`t do as much damage.
and BAM my fender is fucked, bented UCA/broken lights and ----...for some reason i am not ever piss.
i asked her Y would you do stupid ---- like that and she`s like " well, it `s 7:30 in the morning no one suppose to come OUT of the praking lot" ::) :P

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that ---- is inherent in women or at least the ones I see...I taught my friend how to drive and last week she made a little mistake and cut someone off pretty badly...she did the EXACT same thing. I was like, don't do that get the ---- out of the road and keep moving >:( yet I'm the one with the high ass insurance ::)

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My Girl just got an 05 Impreza Outback Sport, just over 160 @ the flywheel plus AWD and a lot of weight= fun but not that quick. She handles it just fine, and I love the sound of the boxxer motors.

And for the "10 and 2" comments, do you guys even know the reason why they teach that? Anyone?

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i live in miami, and i don't know how other people drive in other places. here when you need to switch lanes and you havejust enough space to do it, the car behind and next to you in the lane you need to get in will speed up, just so you can't switch lanes and get infront of it. or when traffic is stoped and you switch lanes and half your car is in the other lane and you can't move forward cause the car infront of you is stoped. the car infront usualy will have a whole car lehgth infront of it and it won't move forward so you can get your car into one lane. and at a light that's green, people won't turn left even though they can(no cars comming from the oposite direction) they'll just wait for the red and then the left signal light. then when the left signal light comes on, they take forever to turn left and you end up waiting again. people drive like absolute ass here, and women are the worst, the go on ego trips when they're driving.

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My fiance sits sorta close to the wheel and tells me she has to sit up there so she can see the front end of the car. I told her she doesn't need to see it, its not going anywhere, it stays in the same spot.

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and if you do hit some one, and the car still drives, dont freeze up, leave.

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No Idea, because its supposed to be 3 and 9, not 2 and 10, 3 and 9 is the proper driving technique and racing technique, its even in the books.
The reason women hold their steering wheels so high up is cuz half the ------- time theyre checking out their nails while driving.

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Same here. I like to give them the roll back scare before I take off. 8)
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Re:Women Cant Fucking Drive Worth Shit !!! RANT
 

yeah... most women are shitty drivers. Idk why they keep teaching these kids to turn hand over hand in an intersection with an airbag equipped vehicle... if you get hit and the airbag goes off while youre arms are crossed like that then your arms get broken all to hell by the force of the airbag...

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I don't know if there are any laws in IN about leaving room for MT's to roll back, but it really pisses me off when people are inconsiderate of that. I mean come on, these people don't know ---- about driving cars. They just know to put them in Drive, peddle on the right is go, left is stop. I think everybody should have to be able to drive a manual to get their liscense.

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History Lesson... ready?

10 and 2 is from Ford Model Ts. To drive a Model T, you have 3 pedals, Clutch, Brake, and Reverse. There are 2 forward moving gears, one reverse, and the only brake is in the transmission. The throttle control is on the steering column, at 2 o'clock, and the spark advance is at 10 o'clock. So you had to monitor pinging with the spark advance and try to maintain momentum with the throttle. Just don't go full throttle for too long, the cooling is heat induction, no pump and the water boils if you go the top speed of 27 for longer than a few minutes.

They are easy to drive, but don't corner to hard or you could break one of your hickory spoked wheels.

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haha i do that all the time. Like when im on a hill i rollback then drive up then rollback just so they can give me some room

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same here..
dumb bitches just LOVED to kiss my ass (ok my car`s ass :P)