Women
 

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got! a girlfriend but, there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl; but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl; but she was boring.
She was totally predictable, and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided what I needed was a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl; but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things, and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a
girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced
me, and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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lol good read

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word O0 :-X

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Always, always look for a girl with big tits. Unless shes got money, or some killer personality. But I mean real personality, not like that pig from green acres.

Edit: Online hoes. Pretty nice selection..

www.plentyoffish.com

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bahaha... that site ------' gave me a barrel of laughs... ---- lik 98% of them bitches is ugggggggggggly! gang of them profiles made me wanna puke... at least I can go to the casino and not be steaming, lol

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bahahahaha!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3179109.htm#in

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Hilarious read, haha