Will HMT console me? girl problems.
05-15-2004, 12:29 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
Originally Posted by white_kyle
if you got a lubed up condom and your hard to the max it shouldn't be too hard, just do it on a strong thrust and hope she isn't so tight that you break your dick, that would suck.
Oh, back on topic, I think the condom would break if you tried that ----. She would also tense up and your **** would get bent in half which would cause permanent injury to it. Also, the bitch would probably smack the ---- out of you.
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05-15-2004, 12:44 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
I want to try it just once just to see whats its like and say that I have done it. But yeah i heard that a guy at my work his friend broke his dick. The girl was riding real hard and it came out and she sat right down on it. They said blood was going everywhere. Thats some hardcore sex if you ask me.
05-15-2004, 12:48 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
breaking your dick is a very bad thing, but you have to look at the 3 good things that could come out of it:
1) you could have the doctors at a few extra inches when they reattach
2) you will probably have to have a pump and relief valve installed, this means instant wood whenever you want
3) you could always tell the story of how you broke your dick.
1) you could have the doctors at a few extra inches when they reattach
2) you will probably have to have a pump and relief valve installed, this means instant wood whenever you want
3) you could always tell the story of how you broke your dick.
05-15-2004, 12:51 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
hahah, white kyle. 
That's great. Do I have to change my name too? Or do you think everybody already knows? 
Man, I hope the day the poop shoot comes into play it's worth it. I've never gotten a chick to do it. :P One day I'm gonna go out to Europe though. That's all they want to do there.
That's great. Do I have to change my name too? Or do you think everybody already knows? Man, I hope the day the poop shoot comes into play it's worth it. I've never gotten a chick to do it. :P One day I'm gonna go out to Europe though. That's all they want to do there.
05-15-2004, 02:58 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
your best chance is to get her drunk and ---- the ---- out of her and make her feel good first then just flip the bitch around; spit on that ---- and ram it in there or just wait til she has her period and shes either gonna give you head or let you ---- her in the *** cause it sure as hell isn't going in the other spot
05-15-2004, 05:11 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
Originally Posted by yayopwrcrx
your best chance is to get her drunk and ---- the ---- out of her and make her feel good first then just flip the bitch around; spit on that ---- and ram it in there or just wait til she has her period and shes either gonna give you head or let you ---- her in the *** cause it sure as hell isn't going in the other spot
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05-15-2004, 05:43 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
amateurs....
Wait till she's asleep.
If you have trouble cumming and need more then the 2 seconds she needs to turn around and punch you in the face, you might wat to get her ---- faced drunk first.
Wait till she's asleep.
If you have trouble cumming and need more then the 2 seconds she needs to turn around and punch you in the face, you might wat to get her ---- faced drunk first.
to get it nice and wet then stick yer meat in there, its all good
05-15-2004, 10:43 AM
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Re:Will HMT console me? girl problems.
in all honesty, i dont kow what it is....but im wiht durden, i dont think id ever poop dick my girl. theres jsut somethign about it that makes me feel kinda uneasy......................but if we were both drunk 
oh and someone once told me.....if your gf is giving you head, and you ask her to lick your ------- and she does it, then you own her for life. but if she says no, then you gotta try a little harder
oh and someone once told me.....if your gf is giving you head, and you ask her to lick your ------- and she does it, then you own her for life. but if she says no, then you gotta try a little harder
