Re: Wife moved out today.
 

No I just don't stick my slong in bottles anymore. Small bottles. I've moved onto mayonaise jars. :6

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

Wait.. She got a DWI, and she's bitchin @ you about DRINKIN??? Umm... dump her ass! I hate hypocrits. My ex would bitch about me smoking, turn the corner and light one up. I hate hoes like that. Well, she was a HOE, and she's gone. Just let that be an example.

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

SELL HER TO ME

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

sorry bdvt i got dibs already. unless that mrsa is active staff, he never answered that. then you can have her.

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

Bottom line is if your wife left you cause your a ------- slush, and you need to tone it down. Drinking is cool and all but when your constantly fucked up, or act like a ass when your drunk then... ::)

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

bahahaha!

on a lighter note, anyone get their girl to squirt while you guys are -------? Shits insane! i can feel it splashing on my toes....:P

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

Pee Pee???


LOLOLOL

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

more like streaming cooter juice............FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

You see dude, that's all your mom needed was some good luvin'. My old ex used to be a gusher though. No squirting. Lets just say the back seat of my old beemer were well conditioned with love. Many times. Oh and my moms kitchen floor too...and the counter top, and her aunts kitchen floor. :6

Re: Wife moved out today.
 

you should get really shitfaced drunk and then call her and tell her to stay at her dads!!!!!!!!!!