bitchasscracker

i know what will happen


if you keep being a looser she is going to stay gone and you'll be wacking off for the rest of your life

LilWayne

stop drinken

drag your sac across her face thats what i do any time my girl is down

Jcushing

better bang as many young ***** as you can now before she comes crawling back to you.

if she says you guys are done thats the go flag....

HondaTuner

Try going to AA, show her you're making something of your life (sounds to me like you're a drunk, no offense) and win back her trust... sounds like you value your bottle more than your babe

rosario4124

+1 on the sac dragging that the way to really win her back

Tom-Guy

Same story here.

No, that's pretty much how women have been as long as you've been alive. They change a lot between 18-25, and she's probably bored of you. I'm with a 19 year old right now and HAHAHAHAHA dude, she's sweet as hell and I like her lots and lots and I know she'll be around for a year or two but there's no way in hell I think it's going to last no matter how much I motorboat that ----. Wake up and smell the coffee while you can still sleep with the 18 year old girls in the graduating class of your local high schools, duh.

Sounds like you should get rid of her.

Be a little dick-y to her so she doesn't move back in. File papers on her for abandonment. Bro, this is a blessing, because now you won't have to give her half the house you bought with your money, and pay alimony to her while she ***** other dudes like she has been for some time now while living with her parents rent free. You were just dealt the ace card here, so DO NOT ---- it up. Remember when you hit that ---- to stick one more finger than she likes you to in her *** before you blow your load, and make sure you wear a condom because 1) she'll intentionally get pregnant the instant she figures out she's getting screwed out of the house and 2) because it's degrading to her that you think she's been sleeping around and might have something.

rosario4124

thank god asses cant get pregnant

spoon fed

You can tell who here has had/have girlfriends(not just internet ones)

stillnoturbo

Dude the bottle will never leave you. Not to mention after you empty it you can stick your weiner in the opening and ---- that while tanked. Then wake up the next morning with a bottle stuck on your slong and realize you actually have issues.

HondaTuner

Now that I read over your situation again, it sounds like you drink because she's a bitch. This might be a blessing in disguise. lol