why are pregnant women so bitchy
 

so my gf is like 6 months pregnant and shes been bitchy as ---- the last 2 months solid. is there some point where this ---- lets up because she was fine 3 months ago and any time before that. im about fed up with this crap any advice or tips on making her lighten up would help. or am i just fucked for the next 3 months. ps: wear a condom

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you really don't know the answer to that question?

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you should have pulled out ::)

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my ol' lady is 9 months pregnant and she's been pretty emotional...a woman will only be bitchy if you let her...when mine starts with that kinda ---- I just tell her to shut up with it or go on...

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DING DING. Dr Phil told the bitches they can act up when they're pregnant, but if you wear any kind of pants in the house you can put that ---- to rest. Check her. She does it because she's selfish, wants attention, and she knows you'll put up with it.

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Oh, and tell her the biggest pimp on planet muthafucken Earth, is her mama.

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You're fucked for the next nine months to a year. Don't worry about it, though, it doesn't get bad for another three months. You should take time and enjoy life before post-partum kicks in and owns her ass like all your friends do when you aren't around.

;)

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#1 you got her pregnant

#2 you arent married to her and thus her sense of security is non-existant

#3 you got her pregnant

#4 if your dipshit enough to not wear a condom, im sure you dipshit other facetts of you guys relationship

#5 and finally, you got her pregnant jack-ass.

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I thought my wife would be like 9 months of being on the rag but it was the exact opisite, she was never better. She was so cool during the whole thing, I wish she was preggo 24/7 :6

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its her mamma that told her get a man that got a good job gurl make sure he got a good car girl, make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin girl. qhat happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass> just cause you love the nigga!!!

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Exactly, I have two kids with my wife. Sure she was a pain sometimes, but damn if I had to go through the whole process I would be a real joy to live around also. I just thank God I'm a dude, because I doubt I'm strong enough for that ----.

Re: why are pregnant women so bitchy
 

Well, I'm not 100% sure why they get bitchy... Might have something to do with all the extra weight they gain which causes them to get insecure?

Horomones?

But, like what was said earlier, let her know that you understand her pregnancy but you won't be treated like her bitch.

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It all comes down to Hormones.

Hormones regulate functions in the body, and when she's pregnant her hormone levels will fluctuate accordingly, She will become easily irritable, because she cannot control these changes. She will gain weight, become somewhat insecure, and blame you for everything.

There really is nothing you can do, but try not to piss her off, instead I know it sounds gay, but talk about ---- instead, if she says her back hurts, offer her a pillow or something, if its 2 am and she wants chinese food, well your going to have to pull that one out of your ass. or break into the restaurant and cook it yourself.

FOr the most part, try to be possitve and dont get mad at her, its not her fault, blaming her will just make things worse.
Just watch and observe her behavior, if its bad its bad, just as long as she doesnt get depressed, you dont want her depressed, its dangerous, can lead to health risks for herself and thebaby, prenatal depression is usually accompanied by post partum depression, so just really watch out for this.

SO basically just shut up, buckle up, and hang on ----------er, because its going to be a bumpy ride.

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Women are baby factories first, people second. Some would take that as a sexist remark, but a quick medical overview of all the biological problems women have (gyno, immune system attacking itself, etc) combined with the simple fact they are emotional as hell around menstrual cycles and during when pregnant, and afterwards when the body's number one job is shoving nutrients into breastmilk pretty much let's you know nature's take on the situation. It's okay, because men are sex crazed insemination machines first and people second; how else do so many guys who don't want kids end up with kids?

Two words: Susan Smith.

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You should let her fist ---- you. It will make her feel better im sure. :1

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"leggo my eggo, preggo"

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Just enjoy the big firm titties while you can. Sex will be nonexistent for the next five years or so. Hahaha...
True story.

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simple..shes pregnant..


http://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/week-by-week/landing.aspx?s_kwcid=pregnant%20women|548889615&gc lid=COHI3t-HzIwCFQ1dPgodgBeyuQ

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SIG WORTHY

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Trojans FTW! :y

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sorry bro but your fucked for the next 18 years, maybe more if the kid turns out to be a douchebag :S

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haha no need for hangers, just keep it simple; push her down the stairs :P

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the best thing i have done is ignore her bitchiness and pretend to be happy regardless, but then she goes behind my back and tries to turn people on me. the other night she asked everyone if they wanted some candy at the house except me and i overheard her mom saying she told everyone to eat some or i wouldnt get mad and refused to give me any. her whole family still shows some decency for the fact i put up with it but of course they dont want me to puch her lights out. bottom line is she needs to learn to deal with the fact that she doesnt run the show becuase she has no real skills or ways to make the kind of money it takes to support this child. whoever started this ---- where women arent obligated to do what men say needs shot as well as anyone who agrees with it.

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Holy ---- you guys are cruel, lol! Just ------- deal with it, look at the high points nice firm titties and women get super ------- horney while they are preggo, its a lot akward but they love the dick...obviously!

If I had to be preggo then I would definitely be cranky all the time, got that giant moving gut hanging off the front...I give up on pushing out a big ---- after 5 minutes so I couldnt even imagine trying to push a kid out. I got two kids, women are pretty tough so cut em a break...just keep em in line when its all said and done!

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She's bitchy because she's carrying your hideous chud of a kid, dumbass.

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haha it was a joke yo. i agree though, they are tough. could you imagine poppin a kid out? then theres the placenta too. damn it feels good to be a guy O0