Why i didnt go to work today.
 

so i was my friends house drinking and taking bong hits for about 3 hours last night. had about 13 heineken's. i grab the last of them and go to leave. he lives in an apartment building on the third floor. i go out his front door and get to the stairs. i step down on my left foot and twisted or rolled my ankle bad. thus falling down the whole flight of stairs. now thats not the worst of it. there is another apartment right at the bottom of the stairs with its door at the left. i fell all the way down the stairs and smashed into the door knocking it right out of the frame.. So now it's 12:30pm and im laying in someones kitchen with their smashed door, broken beers and my ankle all fucked up. im saying hello, hello, anybody home and no answer. so my friend helps me out, gets me out and tells me he'lll take care of eveything. and so thats why i got the day off today because my ankle is the size of a grapefruit and cant stand up. :-[ ------ A MAN thank god im on salary

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damn taht sucks ass what happened wit hthe door now

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i dont know

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lol, post a vid with a reinactment

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damn i know how u feel,i went to ER once!never mix beer with weed!

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ouch that sucks

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you must be mexican, cause mexicans love beers for breakfast :-X 12.30 in the afternoon and you are fucked to ----, I hope you meant 12.30AM

p.s. For all the mexicans that may have taken offense to what I said, why are you? You know it's true. And besides I love me some mexicans ask julio and renr :-*

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That's some funny ---- ;D

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haha

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Sweet. Sounds like someone else got as fucked up as I did last night. I fell off a ------- roof and fucked my entire body up. Don't ask me what I was doing on the roof of the bar or how I fell because I don't know. I should post pictures of my fucked up body. I also didn't go to work today. :-\
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