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steves wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt, so
i fucked her 3 times and then punched her in the face..... :-X |
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WHat does a gay rooster say?
ANY COCK"LL DO!!! |
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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
when you jump on a trampoline you take your boost off first. --------------------------------------------------------------- what is funnier then a dead baby? a dead baby sitting next to a kid w/ down syndrome. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? nail it's other hand to the ground -------------------------------------------------------------- what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compactor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- what happens when a baby's jaw gets dislocated? deep throat. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? to see the expression on its face. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- what's more fun then tying a baby to a piece of rope and swinging it around at 100 MPH? stopping it w/ a shovel. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- why didn't they crucify baby jesus? I don't know either. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- why did the dead baby cross the road? cause it was tied to my bumper. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- what is pink and red and sits in a corner? a baby playing w/ razor blades. what is green and red and sits in a corner? the same baby after 6 months. ----------------------------------------------------------------- What is red and creeps up your leg? a homesick abortion ---------------------------------------------------------------------- what do you call a baby on a stick? a kebaby |
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what is harder then nailing a dead baby to a tree?
nailing it to a dead puppy -------------------------------------------------------------- what is 18 inches long and makes any woman scream all night long? crib death. --------------------------------------------------------------- whats the difference between a baby and an onion? cutting up an onion makes me cry. ------------------------------------------------------------------- a tree falls on a baby in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, is it still hilarious? ------------------------------------------------------------------- how do you make a dead baby float? two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby ----------------------------------------------------------------------- why did the toddler drop his ice cream? it got hit by a truck. |
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what is red white and screams?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt. |
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suddenly Canada doesn't look so bad :-\
P.S. Good Jokes :P |
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man it seems like you hate babies.
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someone call the authorities
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Re:WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7??
Originally Posted by Whitey
man it seems like you hate babies.
that rooster joke was funny as hell by the way ;) |
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This is why HMT is basically sucking nowadays ::)
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