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SkunT 12-05-2008 07:01 PM

Whore out my dog for money?
 
I've got 2 JDM mini long haired doxins. One male, one female. The female is in heat right now and my male is doing everything possible to bang the ---- out of her. If they bang and make babies, I could probably sell them here for $350-$400 a piece. 2 pups get ---- out, thats 700-800 bucks. And I am trying to buy a house in April time frame. The money would go to a house

Down side to this:
I am driving from NC to Indiana in 2 weeks for Christmas
What if I can't sell them
I have a baby in my house thats 4 weeks old (to much for my wife????)

Let them ---- or dont do it?


Guy-Fast 12-05-2008 07:05 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
If they dont sell for what you think they are worth lower the price. Puppies are a bitch for a couple hundred bucks

monster D 12-05-2008 07:06 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
let em hit till she can walk and bank on that ---- i thought about doing this with humans and selling the offspring on the black market O0

beaker 12-05-2008 07:09 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
id hit it

Jorsher 12-05-2008 07:35 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
http://www.royalsharpei.com/images/breedingquality.jpg

SkunT 12-05-2008 08:52 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
I am at the bottom of the list on one of my dogs. One is full JKC (japan kennel club) registered, and the other one is pure pred but with no papers.

Reason I only say 2 dogs, the male dog's litter only had 2 pups. The female's litter was 5. I would expect the worst and only get 2 dogs out of the litter.

Anyone know how much I should expect for first shots, food costs, etc for the puppies?


MikeJ-2009 12-05-2008 09:00 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
We'll need pictures to see if they're any kind of dog someone would want.

the 13th round 12-05-2008 09:04 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
let them hit, if you cant sell the puppies just drown them in the bathtub.

thats what i do with my bastard offspring, if it works for a human, a dog should be even easier to hold under.

SkunT 12-05-2008 11:07 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
We'll need pictures to see if they're any kind of dog someone would want.

I dont have any pics of the female but here are pics of the male.

No doubt in my mind I will be able to get rid of them.

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161...55c9fc18_b.jpg

con 12-05-2008 11:11 PM

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Wait till she comes around next time. Sounds like you have enough ---- going on right now 8)

Tom-Guy 12-05-2008 11:15 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
Frank, I dunno gestation time for dogs, but if they are born and saleable while it's still tax season you are stupid not to breed them.

SkunT 12-05-2008 11:36 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
yeah. I have never bred dogs before. getting them to ---- wont be a issue. Has anyone ever had to take there dog to a dog ER? I cant have anything happen to either of them.

What could go wrong?

stillnoturbo 12-05-2008 11:46 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
I better see some pics in the adult section if you let them go at it. 8) JDM angles and all. :P

bigdaddyvtec 12-06-2008 12:01 AM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
with or without peanut butter

b18. 12-06-2008 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by junkyard racer
yeah. I have never bred dogs before. getting them to ---- wont be a issue. Has anyone ever had to take there dog to a dog ER? I cant have anything happen to either of them.

What could go wrong?

Probably the same amount of things as human labor.

bigdaddyvtec 12-06-2008 12:05 AM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
Manaise

BeastBass 12-06-2008 12:07 AM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Frank, I dunno gestation time for dogs, but if they are born and saleable while it's still tax season you are stupid not to breed them.

its about 63 days




Our dog had a single puppy, had to take her for an X-ray to make sure there weren't anymore stuck inside. You really shouldn't have to worry about something going wrong, and new puppies are easy to take care of. Call a local vet and ask them how much shots are, it varies by area.

Pootie 12-06-2008 12:36 AM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
let me be the first to tell you, breeding is not all it's cracked up to be, Unless u do it on a grand scale it's usually not worth it.

The Vett Bills and shots alone will cut into your cost of that ($350-$400),, and thats iff u find buyers. You will be lucky to profit $50 per pop.

so just keep that in mind,a nd do a bit of research.

GhostOfDr.Boost 12-06-2008 12:49 AM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
Follow this chart. People breed the shittiest dogs for no apparent reason. :3

My dog is purebred with papered parents from a good bloodline and has a set of balls on him that look like they are hard to haul around on a daily basis and I wouldn't breed him. My only reason for keeping his balls is because I, as a man, don't think it's right and I don't want to alter him in any way. He has his ears, tail and balls which he was born with and I'm not one to ---- with that. There is a serious problem of over-breeding of dogs and cats and there are so many shitty breeds out there already. No need to clog up the dog pound with even more shitty breeds. :3

signorelli21 12-06-2008 04:34 AM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
Don't breed them, small breeds like that are likely to have complications which would require a cesarean or worse, it dies. Also theres alot of ---- you need to do to take care of a pregnant dog like see the vet every 2 weeks, feed a special diet , yada yada, put it this way the guy i bought my boxer from sold them for 300 a piece and (think there were 7 in the litter) and he said he lost money on them, thats why show breed dogs go for like 2k.

FYI though I have seen dogs like yours sell for 400 that weren't pure bred, but sounds like you have alot going on and won't have time to take care of the puppies, IMO its not worth it.

t_cel_t 12-06-2008 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by signorelli21
Don't breed them, small breeds like that are likely to have complications which would require a cesarean or worse, it dies. Also theres alot of ---- you need to do to take care of a pregnant dog like see the vet every 2 weeks, feed a special diet , yada yada, put it this way the guy i bought my boxer from sold them for 300 a piece and (think there were 7 in the litter) and he said he lost money on them, thats why show breed dogs go for like 2k.

FYI though I have seen dogs like yours sell for 400 that weren't pure bred, but sounds like you have alot going on and won't have time to take care of the puppies, IMO its not worth it.

if that is true that is fucked up, a ------- animal cant have a baby because we breed them so fucked up they cant physically do it.

bigdaddyvtec 12-06-2008 05:14 AM

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O0

signorelli21 12-06-2008 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by t_cel_t
if that is true that is fucked up, a ------- animal cant have a baby because we breed them so fucked up they cant physically do it.

http://www.doxpaws.com/Pupsforsale.html

notice how they are both missing an eye?

xternal 12-06-2008 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by chris
If they dont sell for what you think they are worth lower the price. Puppies are a bitch for a couple hundred bucks

Yeah our lab just had 7 puppies , of which 3 did not make it. 4 left and once all the vet fees are paid for its a bitch!
And it takes A LOT of time & effort ::)

The more expensive the breed the better chances are of making some cash

Jorsher 12-06-2008 05:38 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
Also, something to consider with your female:


The actual stats on preventing breast cancer are as follows:

* A dog spayed before her first heat has a mere 0.5% risk of developing breast tumors later in life.
* A dog spayed between her first and second heat has an 8% risk of developing breasts tumors.
* A dog spayed after her second heat has a 26% chance of developing breast tumors, which is the same as a dog who is not spayed.
You might be able to get a "bulk discount" for having all the dogs fixed and given shots, but it still won't be cheap. If there are any complications with the mother, that's not cheap either. How old is it?

TurboG 12-06-2008 06:22 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
make a poll. Do it

----- that slut out

stillnoturbo 12-06-2008 10:07 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
This is HMT so do the vet's work yourself. Nothing JB and the HMT crew can't fix. O0

wannabe 12-06-2008 11:03 PM

Re: Whore out my dog for money?
 
Dude, this shouldn't even be a topic. If you never planned on breeding them, get them fixed ASAP!
Sexual organs inside a dog use a lot of vitamins/energy that they recieve from their food. Fixing a dog will lead to a better coat, Less aggretion, more energy. And you don't gotta worry about your bitch bleeding everywhere. ;D


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