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kain 03-16-2004 04:02 PM
Re:Whitey's advice on women
 
i dont know. i just havent had anything. i havent even had a girlfriend.

imadouche 03-16-2004 04:15 PM
Re:Whitey's advice on women
 
Originally Posted by kain
i dont know. i just havent had anything. i havent even had a girlfriend.
cheer up little buddy im sure someday some drunk fat chick will feel sorry for you and let you get your 15 seconds of glory

tranceminister 03-16-2004 04:19 PM
Re:Whitey's advice on women
 
ROFL :-X 15 seconds? Now thats a quicky.

kain 03-16-2004 04:22 PM
Re:Whitey's advice on women
 
heh. it would be longer than the 15 seccond you could dish out.

vacant_disguise 03-16-2004 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by crx88Si
I would like to further explore rule #7.

7a) as whitey stated
7b) ESPECIALLY in high school. You never know who will follow the atkins or jenny craig diet and come out SMOKIN hot.
7c) If you and 3 buddies are at a bar or something and 4 girls are there (3 hot, 1 not) take one for the team, because 1 of the hotties will think you're cool.
7d) Fat chicks are sometimes better. They can't expect you to keep them around for their looks, so they've got to have something good ;)

you may now continue on...
and if you take one for the team the fat one is more likely to brag and brag about you and girls being the heartless bitches that they are at least one of the three attractive ones will hit you up later. poor poor fat people.

quickcrx702 03-16-2004 04:49 PM
Re:Whitey's advice on women
 
Originally Posted by Whitey

2. Chicks only understand one thing... money. If you don't have it, you ain't going to hit it


4. Girls don't like nice guys. Nice guys are boring and the dangerous cokehead are exciting to be around. If your just like everybody else, she's not going to find you interesting. So when you think your scoring points by acting polite and buying her drinks, your just paying to get her drunk so she'll ---- the mexican in the parking lots whos stealing you rims.
as far as #2(money)... you HAVE to be the one to spend money on the first few dates. after that, just pretend(or dont pretend if you really are) that you are broke as ----, and make the bitch pay for everything. as far as #4 - bitches like assholes, and ladies like nice guys. i treat a bitch like a bitch, and a lady like a lady. if you treat a lady like a bitch, or a bitch like a lady, then thats when you get into trouble... which = no -----.

fork 03-16-2004 07:03 PM
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One time a I was at a bar and I took it in the ass, wait wrong story, my friend saw some fat chicks actin real slutty and hes like you know what fat chicks like, hes thinkin cock, and I'm like no they just like food.

Reddy 03-16-2004 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by kain
heh. it would be longer than the 15 seccond you could dish out.
How would you know how long you would last? You can't compare it to masturbating :-\

Dr.Boost 03-16-2004 07:18 PM
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I have so many funny bar stories it's not funny. I love the bar. Always an adventure. Fights, -----, laughing, yelling, getting kicked out, getting cut-off, getting arrested, getting punched by a bitch, getting so drunk that you try to go into the wrong house(yes, that happened to me), getting so drunk that you forget where your vehicle is(but that's probably a good thing). I love the bar. It's warming up again. It's just about the time of year when everybody becomes an alcoholic for the same reason.......-----. 8) Lake Havasu City, AZ. It's only cool for a few months out of the year though. :-\
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90accordIHI 03-16-2004 07:19 PM
Re:Whitey's advice on women
 
Originally Posted by Whitey
Originally Posted by kain
heh. it would be longer than the 15 seccond you could dish out.
How would you know how long you would last? You can't compare it to masturbating :-\
yeah, especially since a ----- is a lot warmer than that set of tweezers you use

-sean


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