where can i find a cheap helper monkey ?
 

im looking for a monkey to do my bidding a mokey like mojo
http://www.gothamist.com/images/mojo.jpg i would like to pay him in bananas if possible :-\ oh and he should know how to kill some one with his bare hands if i ask him to ;D

Re:where can i find a cheap helper monkey ?
 

hahahaha


I vote ban

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just trying to lighten things up around here 8)

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stupid topic not funny

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or maybe a monkey to gaze deeply into his eyes like this guy :-X http://www.theshagboat.com/images/is...gingmonkey.jpg

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This is lame.. and you need a new avatar :P

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There was a time when we used to take people like you out back and beat them with a rubber hose for making posts like this

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yea that avatar makes me sick.
can one of the mods please delete it

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And if he doesn't change it.. I vote
BAN!

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Why did we ever stop doing that? ???

If you're serious about getting a monkey, do some research. They are some mother fuckers to have as a pet. They are more like a kid than a pet because they need constant supervision. They will tear your ------- house apart and throw ---- at you when you try to beat the hell out of them for it. I really wanted one a while back and did alot of research on them. I also found out that a black bear is cheaper and so much cooler, but can kill you alot easier. You would also need a special license and ----. Monkeys are very expensive, especially if you want a good one that isn't a complete barbaric piece of ----. Good luck.
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