ifly87

I never lock my doors I leave my shed/shop door open and snowmobiles/4 wheelers/dirtbikes laying out. never had a problem. but we are pretty much armed to the teeth and we have a short fuse for ---- like that.

Tom-Guy

Move to the top of what looks like a very rough trailerpark. Make sure a couple of the trailerpark residents are worth a few million between land and large collections of classic muscle cars so they aren't interested in your piddly $8000 import ----.

Econo-Box

ok first id like to say this is hilarious for a few reasons
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My moms window got elbowed and 10 mintues after she left the car the dude had already got a charge at 7-11. over teh next 2 hours dude got somewhere around 2-4K as Ma dukes is still tryin to get Gift cards and such purchases canceld. Dude went into wally world at like 1030 and charged 1500 bucks worth of gift card. then Stood there in fron of the cashier with My moms desighner wallet and went though cards to see what would take teh purchase. So after card no like 7 it worked THEN the cashier though that was odd so she asked for ID.

Dude handed her my moms ID from teh wallet. so cashier looked at teh picture of a little 5'2" redhead and decided it did not match teh black man standing in front of her so she kept the card. not the wallet nor did they call teh cops or report ----.

She had See ID on all cards and so far we dont think one store they went to asked. we know dude was busy for the next like 3 hours cause she got charges from Walmart, Nautica, Addias, Nike 7-11, food lion, all sorts of spots.

McBoost

^^ Sounds like that assclown got a payday... disgusting.

Hitchhikkr

He's not joking.

Apart from the occasional lost yuppie, I doubt many folks would even consider coming near my house. :P


OP, my old VR6 jetta got broken into by a crack head who took the change in the center console, and my ice scraper I got free when I bought my cell phone. Nevermind the $350+ worth of tools and probably $150+ CD's in the back seat.

It takes a real ------- to steal a man's ice scraper.

Jorsher

As a side note - I've never been asked to show ID when I use cards.

jinxy

You guys have ice down there? Seems like a pretty low-demand item.

enikolayev

It used to be quiet here a couple of years back, but the hood keeps expanding. Have plenty of guns, but i'm reluctant to pull them out since we had a little incident with the police a while back. Basically we heard noises coming from the backyard late at night so we grabbed the guns and went at it.

They have been stealing because the street light next to the house is busted, or burnt out. And there are about 10 cars parked in and around the driveway.

LilWayne

Sleep outside for a few nights and catch one, then beat the ---- out of them with a bat.

If it takes more than afew nights let someone else pull duty till you catch one, I'm sure if they got all that other ---- from you in the past they will be back

Guard Duty FTW

Hitchhikkr

Yeah, id say about every 4 mornings out of 7 in the winter, frost on the windsheild. But like I said it was free. Just ------ pissed me off. God damned crackheads.