What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

http://www.zug.com/pranks/eating/

Of course it says pranks in the URL, but the FDA, U. S. Food and Drug Administration, does have some natural or unavoidable defects in foods :-X :-X :-X

According tho this site I have eaten

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 28 fly eggs
- 6 maggots
- 56 rat hairs
- 343 mites
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

:-X ------- gross. Thats why i never eat balone..It taste wierd and i hear they allow rat bones, bugs in ---- in there.

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

Maggots... yummy.

:-X

----, murdizzle isnt gonna be happy with what they say about orange juice :-X according to mine,

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 235 fly eggs
- 47 maggots
- 68 rat hairs
- 857 mites

857 mites.... ::pukes::

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

It all looks like protein to me, and its free ;D.

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http://vm.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/dalbook.html

Just imagine what its like in other countries where they dont have guidelines....

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

I haven't died yet and if I don't see it then it's cool with me. I don't have worms yet cause I'm not losing weight. As long as there dead and I don't see them in my food then I ain't worried.

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

I don't care either, it's just funny to know. is not like I'm going to stop drinking the Orange Juice.

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

maybe thats what that guy has been shitting out in that other topic .

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

lmao :-X thats what i was thinking

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

yea man, i was grossed out at first when i found out there was trace amounts of rat ---- in fiber products and ---- because of rats crawling around in grain and ----.

its crazy how the government like regulates how much toxins you can have in your food, 8)

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damn, thats some nasty

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

nasty!

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 2 insect larvae
- 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 9 fly eggs
- 2 maggots
- 45 rat hairs

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

here is something everyone uses on a reg basis

this is how much it would take to get the GOV'T to do something


TOMATO CATSUP Mold Average mold count in 6 subsamples is 55% or more




the kechup in your fridge could be 1/2 mold and you are still eating it

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 4 insect larvae
- 9 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 824 fly eggs
- 165 maggots
- 225 rat hairs
- 2571 mites


damn :-X

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

like cheese is mold(of some form) and we eat it we even let dairy products go bad and curtle(sp?) and resell them as a new product like sour cream and cottage cheese. as for insects and rasberries i grow them in my yard and ive prob eaten a few but its not that big a deal like someone said its protine. early humans did it and now look where we r

but on another note you knwo how people say you eat x amont of spiders when you sleep. you thnk thats why you have some tripped out dreams?

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if it tastes good dont ask.

who gives a ----..... if any of you pussies ever had to survive in the woods. youd all die. me id be the one wearing murdocs scrotum on my head like a hat and devouring his balls. 8)

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I am not happy :(

apparantly because of my love for orange juice, I also love mites and fly eggs

In the past year, you have eaten up to:
- 2 insect larvae
- 5 whole insects (or insect parts)
- 2353 fly eggs
- 471 maggots
- 113 rat hairs
- 1029 mites
- a can or two of 'honey-combed tissue' in your tuna (whatever the hell that means).

speaking of fly eggs, yesterday I was grubbin on some good ass bbq noodles, you know them asian style ones, and yeah there was some fly eggs on that ----. Damn I was pissed. I went and bought some ganky chow mein so I didn't waste the sauce. If I saw thread yesterday, I woulda known that the half gallon jug of orange juice I was drinkin with the food had more fly eggs that that chunk of beef. :-\

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orange juice just taste too damn good for me to stop drinking it

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amen brotha! amen!

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------'a man. added prizes

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

i went to a museam once that had a little box filled with insects that was supossed to be the average consumed by ppl each year.it was like the size of the boxes tial wg come in.

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x3 ;) I couldn't live without my OJ.

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

When people start droppin from OJ ill rethink. Funny stuff though.

Re: What are you eating??? FDA Guidelines for Rats, Maggots, Flies in our Food
 

Meh, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger in this context.