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Old 12-06-2004, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by d16forlife
jesus,hell,heaven,the bible,they are all as real as the tooth fery and the easter bunny.

Its funny how people believe in ---- that suposedly hapend such a long time ago when halucinages(sp ) were of daily consumption....but whaterver floats your boat i guess .
And there's also people that believe that humans are here because Aliens invaded earth about 10000 years ago and had sex with monkeys

Whatever floats your boat I guess.
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Old 12-06-2004, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by d16forlife
jesus,hell,heaven,the bible,they are all as real as the tooth fery and the easter bunny.

Its funny how people believe in ---- that suposedly hapend such a long time ago when halucinages(sp ) were of daily consumption....but whaterver floats your boat i guess .
And there's also people that believe that humans are here because Aliens invaded earth about 10000 years ago and had sex with monkeys

Whatever floats your boat I guess.
So what?were here couse we were created from sand and a women was created from a rib.Then they were insetrouse for generations till the earth became populated?

Im sorry but Ill stick to the theory of evolution.That atleast has some physical evidence behind it.
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Old 12-07-2004, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by d16forlife

Im sorry but Ill stick to the theory of evolution.That atleast has some physical evidence behind it.
werd the Museum of Man in San Diego has a wealth of knowledge for that ----.

Oh yeah and I love how people donate a gang of money to the collection plate expecting for good to happen to them without doing anything. I hate that. Jesus will take care of me, if you won't eat, jesus ain't gonna feed you, you gots to feed yoself!

---- just like my bro's friends neighbor. They live in Palos Verdes, an area in the hills or something where the cheapest house is still in the millions, well my bro's friend lives there, and guess what his nieghbor does for a living? Oh why he's a Christian priest, lives in a multimillion dollar house and drives luxury cars, well except when he goes to church, then he drives the piece of ----. There goes your donations at work.
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Old 12-07-2004, 06:43 AM
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you know what I hate, are those ******* who come and knock on your door and want to preach to you about going to heaven. its like, if i wanted to hear about god, i would go to church. you know what also bothers me, is when you go somewhere and you just want to take a big ---- and !bam! theres a little pamphlet "heven or hell, its your decision" im takin a ---- thinkin 'heaven or hell, its my decision'
does that bother anyone else.

also, we have this ****** who stands on the street corner and preaches to people at the stoplight. kevin can vouch for this. hes the ****** at the corner by the mall.
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Old 12-07-2004, 09:09 AM
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Murdoc I know exactly what you meen about those preachers.back when I was in Cali we did a "custom home" for one.His garage would put anny dealers work bay to shame.He had built in car lift.A 4 car storage lift.compressed air lines with outlets all throught that bitch....and all he did was preach for a church of 300 members.


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this thread sucks

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Originally Posted by sccaeg
you know what I hate, are those ******* who come and knock on your door and want to preach to you about going to heaven. its like, if i wanted to hear about god, i would go to church. you know what also bothers me, is when you go somewhere and you just want to take a big ---- and !bam! theres a little pamphlet "heven or hell, its your decision" im takin a ---- thinkin 'heaven or hell, its my decision'
does that bother anyone else.
i use that pamplet as the "splashgaurd" if you dont know what i am refering to, its in the "ehatd do you do thread"


just put 'er in there and let it rip.
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Murdoc I know exactly what you meen about those preachers.back when I was in Cali we did a "custom home" for one.His garage would put anny dealers work bay to shame.He had built in car lift.A 4 car storage lift.compressed air lines with outlets all throught that bitch....and all he did was preach for a church of 300 members.


damn glad there is someone else that knows what I'm taking about. I'm not too much into religion, but ---- that is just wrong. And to show that I say that not because I am not Christian, I'm a 'born' buddhist, family was it and I guess I am to, whatever, well there is a monk, they do services 'n such like prayers or what not, and one of the monks has a business card! WTF!? A bussiness card? Temple, Cell, e-mail. I think that ---- is wrong too, ------', just what the ----.

My mom has spent so much money on these monks it's not even funny. At one point she had one flown in from Cambodia and then housed him for a while. WHAT THE ----! It's not like we have this money to spend, money could have went to other better things like the leaky bathroom or what not. And to show how pure this monk was, I think he had the hots for my mom, kept on talking about my mom, ***** ****** ain't suppose to touch women! Stupid I tell ya, stupid.
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this thread sucks

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your name is Neuman and you drive an escort...who sucks?
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its a pretty sweet escort though. i would rock it.
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