What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

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02-06-2007, 01:23 PM

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Chris Harris

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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

Put a turbo on your car and tell her it was a V-Day present for her!

02-06-2007, 02:18 PM

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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

jizz on her face

02-06-2007, 02:21 PM

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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

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Originally Posted by Donald125

your present on the V-day might be mis-leading of whats going on between the two of you.

If it were anyone else, yeah, but we both know where the other stands.

Not-roses is a solid, if generic idea. I was hoping for something a little more HMT, though, meaning delightfully tacky in a warmhearted way. I'm about to resort to a mix mini-CD with the feature song being Lord's of Acid - Rough Sex.

02-06-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis

with the feature song being Lord's of Acid - Rough Sex.

The ----- song is better...

02-06-2007, 02:53 PM

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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

I never liked it much.

02-06-2007, 03:05 PM

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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

some -----Ease and some slutty costumes for her to wear

02-06-2007, 03:17 PM

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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

I'm a big fan of giving ---- stitches on valentines day.

02-06-2007, 03:46 PM

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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode

I'm a big fan of giving ---- stitches on valentines day.

Pink fuzzy slippers and a *****

If she doesnt like the slippers, she can take em back and ---- herself.....

Seriously, Slutty clothes (to your liking), maybe forementioned ***** (chicks digem, no matter what they say), and the real deal in her back door..... Fun fer her and you too, theres nothin like tappin the backl door with the froint one full too!!!