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heedlessdragger 08-15-2005 04:59 AM

what exactly is a ricer?
 
what exactly is a ricer?does it pertain to asians?or just fast and furious wannabes?



biggmike 08-15-2005 05:38 AM

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* Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.
* Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.
* Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.
* Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.
* Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).
* Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.
* Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.
* "R" Badges? Ricer.
* Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.
* Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.
* Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.
* A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.
* Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.
* Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.

And you sir are a ricer.

baldur 08-15-2005 06:19 AM

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer

con 08-15-2005 09:35 AM

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if you need to ask then your probably a ricer. Now go finish installing your altezza tails :P

BoosTedZSix 08-15-2005 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by heedlessdragger
what exactly is a ricer?does it pertain to asians?or just fast and furious wannabes?

white,black,mexican, or any race for that matter could be a damn ricer.

samson 08-15-2005 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BoosTedZSix

Originally Posted by heedlessdragger
what exactly is a ricer?does it pertain to asians?or just fast and furious wannabes?

white,black,mexican, or any race for that matter could be a damn ricer.


Putting Type-R badges on your Celcia and making it do wheelies in Lego Land.


JP

MakAttack 08-15-2005 01:23 PM

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lol

"Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747 "

8)

Doofnoil 08-15-2005 01:27 PM

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anyone who learns something from the F&F.

45psi 08-15-2005 04:13 PM

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anything on your car that doesnt have a purpose is rice. its a pretty general deffinition

J-SMITH69 08-15-2005 04:15 PM

Re: what exactly is a ricer?
 
saying ride instead of car is ricer 8)

jinxy 08-15-2005 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by samson

Originally Posted by BoosTedZSix

Originally Posted by heedlessdragger
what exactly is a ricer?does it pertain to asians?or just fast and furious wannabes?

white,black,mexican, or any race for that matter could be a damn ricer.


Putting Type-R badges on your Celcia and making it do wheelies in Lego Land.


JP

maybe he turned up the boost on his gt4 :P

nitrofish420 08-15-2005 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
saying ride instead of car is ricer 8)

HA! x2. Form over function, or ridiculous form at all, even with underlying function, is rice. With imports, anyway. The same term doesn't really apply to the guy with a bone stock 80's Camaro with air shocks, drag slicks, and sidepipes. He's just a douche. And to the guys that "rice" out American compacts? Corners. Corn Rockets.

heedlessdragger 08-15-2005 06:04 PM

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yeah im pretty sure im not a ricer then,but bodykits back then were in also altezza lights but now theyre gay!i bet most of u had them in ur car but dont want to admit it!theyre also called "Show FAGS"!

fasthatchb18c1 08-15-2005 08:38 PM

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Corners. Corn Rockets.
HAHA, that the first time I'v heard that.

Your rice when you use too much NOS your floor board falls out, or if you call nitrous NOS

Ecto_1 08-15-2005 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BoosTedZSix

Originally Posted by heedlessdragger
what exactly is a ricer?does it pertain to asians?or just fast and furious wannabes?

white,black,mexican, or any race for that matter could be a damn ricer.

That is the MOST KICKASS sig ive ever seen

samson 08-15-2005 08:44 PM

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Factory Rice as David would say. ;) ;D

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/868/imgp00666gh.jpg

Oh yea, and putting TunerToys.com, Stevemode, and XTD Clutch Vinyls on your Mom's minivan. That's just gay.



JP

alfaaay 08-15-2005 10:31 PM

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I'd like to extend the definition of a ricer to anyone that has no personal taste, or is unable to decipher between what would be a good decision for their car or not, appearance or performance-wise. You car could be more JDM than a fucked up pair of teeth, but if you're doing it to follow the latest trend and had to ask everyone about what you should do, then you sir, are a ricer.

That kinda goes beyond the conventional big body kit, horrible taste, definition, but I think its something that many can agree with.

lEGEND 08-15-2005 10:37 PM

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

90turboteg 08-15-2005 10:51 PM

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ricer id dem body kits, 20" dubs on da civic, haveing more money into your body than anything lol, rice is rice, u should know when u see it, bright colors and ----, unless the car was stock that color. all i can say, is if u really dont know u must be a ricer... lol oh i forgot to add, 20" tall plane wings on the back yo, for that wind resistance when ur doin 60 on the freeway in yo stock ride.... :-X :-X :-\ :P

Dx 101 08-17-2005 05:16 PM

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now for the best def i heard so far

Originally Posted by 45psi
anything on your car that doesnt have a purpose is rice. its a pretty general deffinition

stock vipers dont have a cup holder(they dopnt feel it has a purpose in a i powered car) if you add one is that rice?

if you have a boosed civic and you buy upgraded axles but knowing your car makes 200whp but you buy the 400 whp to b safe is that rice?

and for the guy that said following a trend is rice. so that means everyone hear is rice. hondas didnt come turboed but its now the "treand" to boost the slow econo cars so they go some place. is that rice?

just some things to ask yourself when determining "rice or nice" to me a better def of rice is anything on someone elses car you can make fun of because you can. cuz thats what its turned into. viva la rice

crxtuner 08-17-2005 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dx 101
now for the best def i heard so far

Originally Posted by 45psi
anything on your car that doesnt have a purpose is rice. its a pretty general deffinition
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if you have a boosed civic and you buy upgraded axles but knowing your car makes 200whp but you buy the 400 whp to b safe is that rice?

it still serves a purpose on the car to put the power to the pavement unlike other purposeless items i.e.(useless spoilers, neon)


alfaaay 08-18-2005 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dx 101

and for the guy that said following a trend is rice. so that means everyone hear is rice. hondas didnt come turboed but its now the "treand" to boost the slow econo cars so they go some place. is that rice?

Wow, that's not what I meant. Think about it as a style of dress - you see people not really comfortable in their clothes or wearing something rediculous, not because they want to persay, but because people say it's the new thing to do. That applies here. It's a lose definition anyway. Hell, I follow trends myself, but it's because they match up with my personality.

Besides, to the average person, any non-stock japanese car is Rice it seems...

Tatakai 08-18-2005 03:39 AM

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I think rice is buying stuff that is not practical, or just looks like ass. but then again, i think there is a rare breed who could be called "ricer sleepers", where they look gay as ----, but are faster than your rich uncles new corvette

example: www.turboed.com

he's spent as much on his exterior, as he has his motor. Fully Built B16, boostin 20 lbs. videos including beating viper on the bottle, Supra TT, SRT-4, and another Turbo Civic, where during a race his charge pipe blows off!

rice? you decide

Dmx20 08-18-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tatakai
rice? you decide

He put lambo doors on it....nuff said.

HondaTuner 08-18-2005 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tatakai
i think there is a rare breed who could be called "ricer sleepers", where they look gay as ----, but are faster than your rich uncles new corvette

Theres another site that kinda is like that:

http://teamrice.org/

They're fast but they have some rice on them.

alfaaay 08-18-2005 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX

Originally Posted by Tatakai
i think there is a rare breed who could be called "ricer sleepers", where they look gay as ----, but are faster than your rich uncles new corvette

Theres another site that kinda is like that:

http://teamrice.org/

They're fast but they have some rice on them.

Call me a ricer, but I like Team Rice A LOT. They have some crazy show cars that are tastefully done up (no ugly, non-flowing body kits and nasty wheels), and have the power to back them up. That orange EK on their site is a street car running 10.9's. :o


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