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What do you do when you have gas and you are with your woman?

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Old 01-01-2006, 09:17 AM
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just let it out... blow by
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Old 01-01-2006, 10:26 AM
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disguise it with a cough.... and if it smells.... deny it!
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:26 PM
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Keep a stray dog around you at all times and just blame it on him
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:15 PM
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ill hold em in when im around a new girl, but once i know im in, who cares...lol
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:23 PM
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Hell, I am married and I don't fart in front of my wife or woman in general. I know most of you say ---- it, but it is just something I have never really done. Not everything you think is funny, is really funny to woman if you have not figured that out yet. Your male buddies on the other hand, the further you can make their lip curl in disgust, the better
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by G2turbo_terror
Keep a stray dog around you at all times and just blame it on him
I don't even need my dog as an excuse. Tht son of a bitch has some nasty *** farts and he's not picky about letting them go.

I'd rather my chick not fart in front of me so I don't fart in front of her....or at least openly.
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:22 PM
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i just let that ---- rip. or like leann said, dutch oven. lol
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:25 PM
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that ---- is nasty, i won't even fart in front of my friends let alone my gf, i don't see how people do that.
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:27 PM
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that ---- is nasty, i won't even fart in front of my friends let alone my gf, i don't see how people do that.
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