What do you do when you have gas and you are with your woman?
 

This has been a problem for me as I am sure it has for all of you.
Whats the secret?

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just lets the fucker rip. and if she doesnt like you for all you are and all your glory. your with the wrong girl.


:P

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dutch oven the biotch :-*

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even farted while getting head? I have.
shows how much i care about farting in front of girls i guess eh?

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That ---- is sick, i dont like when other people do it around me, so i dont do it around anyone else

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fart all the time

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it's natural, fart away.
when you're in bed, it's always a fun time, especially if she likes to randomly lift the blankets.

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probably give a good aroma due to the fact you never shower and your cock smells as bad as hotrex looks

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:y

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Well most of the time i will give it WOT and bust though every gear :P

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just let it out... blow by

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disguise it with a cough.... and if it smells.... deny it!

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Keep a stray dog around you at all times and just blame it on him ^-^

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ill hold em in when im around a new girl, but once i know im in, who cares...lol

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Yea pretty much. Once I'm comfortable with a girl I'll rip away.

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Hell, I am married and I don't fart in front of my wife or woman in general. I know most of you say ---- it, but it is just something I have never really done. Not everything you think is funny, is really funny to woman if you have not figured that out yet. Your male buddies on the other hand, the further you can make their lip curl in disgust, the better :y

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I don't even need my dog as an excuse. Tht son of a bitch has some nasty ass farts and he's not picky about letting them go. :-X

I'd rather my chick not fart in front of me so I don't fart in front of her....or at least openly. ;)
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i just let that ---- rip. or like leann said, dutch oven. lol

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that ---- is nasty, i won't even fart in front of my friends let alone my gf, i don't see how people do that.

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someone sounds a little :-*

i usually just stick my finger out at her, and she pulls it. Last night she made fun of me because i let a weak one go, and then i held up the finger this morning, and she almost died laughing and said it made up for the little one the night before. Pull my finger... always works

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haha ive ripped it a few times in front of my girl, she gags then runs and its pretty funny. but i dont do it in front of my parents or grandparents.. but around friends and cousins its cool... around my sister i try to not, because she tries to start a contest lol

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Squeeze her boob at the same time that you fart and look at her. Then say "I guess I found the button."

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im with ya on this one. been with my girl for a yr, and i dont rip in front of her. i just dont like it.

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??? I thought you were with the french canadian girl a year ago?
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i have been with krystle for a yr now.

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It hasn't been a year.

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haha I usually let it rip then throw the blanket over her head

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I remember you posting pictures of the french canadian on X-mas.
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krystle is the french canadian

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Isn't she the one with herpes? ??? I thought you broke up with her? ???
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no dude, no girl ive ever dated had herpes. haha]

melissa is the one steve met. i broke up with her for krystle.

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???

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ali has no idea about anything.

he was just being a scottsi because of the whole lottery ticket thing.

i havent even seen the kid in over a month.

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Oh....I thought you guys were best friends. :S
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were is the key word.

the kid started getting gay a while ago, hed only call me to use my tools , bum parts,
ect, i pretty much had all i could take of him after he posted up all that false herpes ----. you just dont post ---- like that. its obviously not true, but try telling that to retards like scottsi.

when i got my tig he called me, hey im comin over. hes like lemme use your tig. i told him no, and he turned around and went home. haha

kids like hy lets drink some beer, id buy beer, and im like were goin halfs on the beer, hes like ok, then when he shows up and i ask him for the half, hes like i dont have any money. but he still expects to drink on my dime. just how the kid is.