what do canadians have to be proud of ?
08-22-2004, 10:51 PM
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what do canadians have to be proud of ?
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties , SNICKERS
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ***
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ***
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ***
BUT MOST IMPORTANT! ......
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't have trolls running around named "Kain"
1. Smarties , SNICKERS
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ***
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ***
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ***
BUT MOST IMPORTANT! ......
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't have trolls running around named "Kain"
08-22-2004, 10:57 PM
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Re:what do canadians have to be proud of ?
i thought that half of that ---- was stupid anyways, but i can tell our HMT ****'s have invaded. so just for the delite of you ------- clowns, enjoy.
oh and sinister, your on good terms with me, so dont take offence, just *** rotar boy.
oh and sinister, your on good terms with me, so dont take offence, just *** rotar boy.
I mean come on the FRENCH don't want to be affiliated with you.
08-22-2004, 11:02 PM
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Re:what do canadians have to be proud of ?
Is canada that pathetic that they have to make threads about how great they are like they're trying to convince America that they're "a cool country?"
When it comes down to it, America will kick your Hockey playing asses back to France. :P
When it comes down to it, America will kick your Hockey playing asses back to France. :P
08-22-2004, 11:04 PM
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Re:what do canadians have to be proud of ?
Originally Posted by Whitey
Is canada that pathetic that they have to make threads about how great they are like they're trying to convince America that they're "a cool country?"
When it comes down to it, America will kick your Hockey playing asses back to France. :P
When it comes down to it, America will kick your Hockey playing asses back to France. :P
does canada have an army?
