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me. now go ---- yourselves.

Anyways, im going to be as short and as sweet as possible. i still have my red rx7, it doesn't run yet, but thats a matter of two wires for the haltech and twin fuel pump setup.

and im back in schoo and i no longer work at whole foods. whatever. i dont even know what to fucken write.

btw, im vegan and i do yoga. and im still a virgin. WOO HOO!!

time to play zelda 64 only after i watch some anime.

its good to be back home.

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GO buy yourself a hooker for christmas u worthless Midget. Oh and go talk too Leean on AIM :1

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vegan people are really pale and annoying

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O the porn god of HMT is back :6.

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WOW that pardon took a whole 3.5 seconds.

Welcome back to HMT ---- STICK

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Bow down to the OG, noobcake.

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ditto.

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whats to become of buk now that kain is back?

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Well said Sinister Dan...time to preach it like it is. :6

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i DON'T BOW TO ANYONE

AND MY CAPS BUTTON IS BROKEN!

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welcome home, weres my porn :P

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For gods sake man.......you must masturbate like a ------- monkey in a strip club. :S

I would imagine it has to do with the following:

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Better reco'nize biatch! ;D

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haha ok nows your chance to freeze up my comp with all your massive porn collection. good to see you back.

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buk still has his terriost roots of stalkin the 40 year old virgin never had

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Broken car
Vegan (faggot)
3 ft tall
Virgin
Yoga

=

You're a fucken loser. You'd make better mulch than anything. Oh, and I bet you still jerk your gerkin to pictures of Mary, the HMT -----. haha.

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and hes boosted.

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mary the throwback -----

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def good to have you back... missed the good pron you brought.

now im just waiting for fagrex to bring some laughter back into my everyday life...

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welcome back, now hmt will be somewhat interesting again

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mary mullins. hmm... i just got a text msg from her.

ANYWAYS.

great to have good tidings from the fellow hmt OG's.

porn? hm... im not into porn any more. I was (and still am) the kind of hmt porn posting. dont worry, i will surprise you assholes one day with the largest porn thread ever known to man.


o, and my rx7? thats a secret.

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welcome back kain

now update this thread with nudes of Mary NOW!! ;)

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this is a fucken shitty 1st post back. you should be fucken ashamed

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bahaha kain and hotrex back :6

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holy hell... all at once?????????????

crimeny you noobs better watch out

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i figured you would cover up the slack.

im sort of lack luster now a days.

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so nothing has changed over the last year then, huh? ;)

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well... yes.

Growing up a mommas boy, i had it rough. im like super emotional without being emo, but i think thats what you would call sensitive. interesting. I am back in school now to get my computer science and electrical engineering degrees, and have since quit my job at whole foods. working there for two years really did a number on me and opened up my eyes as far as helping me realize that there is no substitute(most of the time) for school. plus i get to be lazy and ---- around.

i started doing yoga mainly because my back was killing me at work, and then my shoulder and eventually my neck. all of this combined made for a very hurtful workday. taking yoga for free (from my friend) helped it out allot, and well... i started eating healthier. my other female friend convinced me to lean more towards vegan. its weird, i don't like veggies, but i manage to be able to throw down some tofu or meatless burgers. i still prefer real living creatures still, although i have cut out sodas, and most junk food from my diet.

I LOVE PRUNES!!!

im not going to post pics or anything of my female friends since you guys abused the last one to no end. poor girl. i wish i hadn't done that to her. ive since made up and now we are good friends. i actually have a good number of female friends. whatever

anyways, my rx7 is now turbo ed. stats you ask? well... just a lil hint. d series 10 lbs? not even worth my time.

anyways, im out of school and just enjoying my free time. i still watch anime, i still listen to weird fucken music like the knife, and i STILL talk to mary. very seldom though. not as much as we used to. i checked up on this place every now and then, but i didnt make it a big deal when i was banned. it didnt bother me, and i just found something else to occupy my time(like drinking every single beer i can get my hands on, while only drinking beers that i have never tried before).

Eventually i want to go into the business of installing solar panels on peoples roof's and solar heating and water heating and what have you. i see this as something to be very lucrative in the future and i plan to capitalize on it.

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kain why have you not fucked mary yet? youre going to sex your rx7 successfllly before you mostliely get laid. picsor ban of mary, smoenone go dig them uppp!!!112

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this thread is way to ------- squishy. Like leopard print blankets and body candle wax squishy.

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That's sig material right there...

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squishy like boobies or squcishy like ??/

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lol kain. You havent changed a bit haha

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I wish like boobies,.. but to prove my point about how gay it is. Its squishy like rosie odonnell's ass, cellulite and alll too.

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so after all this time ur finally unbanned and you make this lame ass waste of a post?? not even any porn.....i guess the stories weren't true :3

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what stories?

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Stories of you being the HMT porn god lol. It's almost like all the newer dudes on HMT just came here to get their minimum post count and beat off to the porn forum all day. :P

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So i guess you lay at night dreaming of getting married and on your wedding night you get to blow it inside your first girl.... and feel so proud to be the 37th dude to do so. :l sounds like a good plan

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so be it.



porn? its more difficult than you think nowadays.

when i was making the posts, they allowed any random ------- to to link directly to their sight. nowadays, it doesn't work like that anymore.
most people thaught i had those on my computer. not any more.

i used a program called url maker, and what this would do is fill in the gaps for me.


just visit

redtube.com
pornotube
youporn
xtube

and

http://www.stage6porn.com/

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Kain for life.